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Don't Hurt Me

#101 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
You are watching the learning channel...



They prefer TLC these days, makes them sound more hip.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Pufer:
They prefer TLC these days, makes them sound more hip.

-Pufer



We all know your spoon is too big. Admit it.



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Posted 01 April 2004 - 09:48 PM

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.



MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(wow that's random...)

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Shrout1:
We all know your spoon is too big. Admit it.


Look upon my spoon,
It is very large, I know,
Much larger than you.

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 06:09 AM

Oh god. Here comes the tsunami of haikus....

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Posted 02 April 2004 - 02:48 PM

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Posted 03 April 2004 - 01:38 AM

That's the funniest damn picture I've ever seen! Haha!

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Posted 03 April 2004 - 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Oh god. Here comes the tsunami of haikus....



This is not too good
We all are talking like this
What should we do now?

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Oh god. Here comes the tsunami of haikus....



Here's my best tsunami haiku.

Brother tsunami,
Crash upon our heads lightly,
Lest we all be drowned.

-Pufer

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Posted 04 April 2004 - 05:04 AM

I don't want to start
But then you all convinced me
To make a Haiku

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:30 AM

This belongs in the crappy poem topic.

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:33 AM

It was a fun poem topic. And it never went off topic!

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:38 AM

it was still stupid...did you read any of my poems?

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:44 AM

Yeah. They had a devastating effect on my eyes, and now I have to wear an optologists' apparatus around the house.

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:46 AM

Haha...I bet that was a sight for sore eyes!

No pun intended

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:49 AM

No pun intended? Then you have a disease Posted Image


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Posted 02 May 2004 - 03:06 AM

What's it to ya?

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 11:48 AM

What kind? VD?

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 12:00 PM

Nay. She must be related to me, because my dad and I come up with really bad ones all the time.

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 01:17 PM

Heh...that's funny...

Didn't you know...I'm your sister

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 02:04 PM

That's why you were in my sock drawer...

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Posted 02 May 2004 - 07:34 PM

Isn't that called incest?

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Posted 03 May 2004 - 05:27 PM

Oh God...let's not talk about Chunks again...

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