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#76 Azeroth

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Posted 04 February 2004 - 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Pufer:
subject to cuts from a Mr. Occam's razor.

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Meh. I cut myself enough with my own razor, and I don't even shave.

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#77 Pufer

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Meh. I cut myself enough with my own razor, and I don't even shave.

It is entirely possible that your statement there is the greatest complete avoidance of a thinly hidden meaning in the history of the universe. It is equally possible that you missed the second meaning entirely and deserve to be beaten with a meatloaf. For documentation purposes I'll need to know which one it was so that I'll know how many meatloaf beatings I'm going to have to hand out this month (you need to plan ahead for these things).

-Pufer

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#78 Azeroth

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 08:38 AM

Well, you won't be needing to waste a meatloaf on me.

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#79 Shrout1

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 01:22 PM

Is it good meatloaf?

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#80 glahti

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 07:14 PM

I don't check the boards for a few days, and I come back to this? I think this thread has made me dumber.

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#81 Sundered Angel

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Posted 05 February 2004 - 11:01 PM

That depends. "Bat out of hell" and "Two out of three ain't bad" weren't bad.

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#82 dude3

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Posted 06 February 2004 - 12:14 AM

Meatloaf would do anything for love. But he won't do that.

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#83 lobf

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Posted 06 February 2004 - 06:57 AM

What the hell did that have to do with anything?

This is a very wierd topic...

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#84 Shrout1

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Posted 06 February 2004 - 08:09 AM

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Originally posted by dude3:
Meatloaf would do anything for love. But he won't do that.

So would I - I mean I would do anything for love. But no, I definitely - definitely - wouldn't do that.

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#85 Sundered Angel

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Posted 06 February 2004 - 10:03 PM

I dunno. I might do that. Meatloaf decided he could in the end.

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#86 Pufer

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Posted 07 February 2004 - 12:29 AM

Whats ol' Meatloaf up to these days anyway? I haven't heard anything about him in, probably, a decade or so (not that I really want to ever hear another one of his songs again anyway).

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#87 vecoriwen

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Posted 07 February 2004 - 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Pufer:
Whats ol' Meatloaf up to these days anyway?

Well, apparently he is now sliced and, in my opinion, really let himself go, seeing as he now looks like some sort of canned dog food smuthered in what seems to be sheep puke, which in case you can't tell, is delicatly being spooned onto him by Martha Stewart....

Its a good thing.

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#88 Pufer

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Posted 07 February 2004 - 12:49 AM

I really rather enjoy meatloaf, especially that which is pre-prepared by Costco, excellent in sandwiches. I do, however, hate Martha Stewart and sincerely hope that she is put to death for the stock scandal that she is currently involved in. Yes, I know that the death penalty is a little harsh for her supposed crime, but can't we, as a society, make an exception just this once? Posted Image

-Pufer

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#89 lobf

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Posted 07 February 2004 - 09:36 AM

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Whats ol' Meatloaf up to these days anyway? I haven't heard anything about him in, probably, a decade or so (not that I really want to ever hear another one of his songs again anyway)

Dude, have you never seen "Fight Club"? He was the guy with the tits. (I think that was him. He was in the credits, and that looked like him)

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#90 moonunit4eva

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Posted 08 February 2004 - 05:40 AM

Wow, that was interesting. This topic is too weird for me.

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#91 Pufer

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Posted 09 February 2004 - 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by lotsofblackflags:
Dude, have you never seen "Fight Club"?

Nope, I'm not known for watching movies. But even so, Fight Club was filmed a fair chunk of time ago and I can't recall seeing him in anything for quite some time.

-Pufer

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