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Posted 11 November 2003 - 10:59 PM
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:inhales nose:
:inhales nose:
If you want, Doctor Azzy can extract it and sew it back on for you...
:flashes laundry detergent coated tweezers menacingly:
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 11:36 PM
um, i'm scared...
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 08:05 PM
Why? All he has our laundry detergent scissors, what so menacing about those.
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:12 PM
The "Dr. Azzy" part was the most worrying...
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:23 PM
I'd cut myself open and perform heart bypass surgery before I'd let Azzy be my doctor. 
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 09:55 PM
Are we talking about playing doctor?
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 12 November 2003 - 11:50 PM
No, we're talking about Azzy actually extracting the Journalist's nose from itself, like a "professional" doctor - except Azzy's "diploma degree" is really just a warranty for his toaster.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:12 AM
A toaster? Now that's scary...
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:25 AM
Playing doctor....as in....oh nevermind.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:38 AM
Stop thinking, you're making my skull expand.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 12:43 AM
Like, playing doctor with a girlll.....omg..idiots.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 03:25 PM
Speaking of girls, is it just pure coincidence that the "British Schoolboy" topic was locked at 69 posts, or is that SA's attempt at a sick joke?
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 04:19 PM
Oh yeah, one of the mysteries I never discovered, yet everyone seemed to know about. What is the significance of 69?
*puts on headgear*
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by Avatara:
No, we're talking about Azzy actually extracting the Journalist's nose from itself, like a "professional" doctor - except Azzy's "diploma degree" is really just a warranty for his toaster.
No, we're talking about Azzy actually extracting the Journalist's nose from itself, like a "professional" doctor - except Azzy's "diploma degree" is really just a warranty for his toaster.
Its a toaster oven, thank you very much.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 09:27 PM
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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
Like, playing doctor with a girlll..
Like, playing doctor with a girlll..
Obviously. I got it.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:23 PM
69 means...aghemm..to be blunt..
A girl gives a guy head while she gets..I hate saying this stuff..eaten out by the guy, I guess it looks like a 69 when they do it.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
A girl gives a guy head while she gets..I hate saying this stuff..eaten out by the guy, I guess it looks like a 69 when they do it.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by Azeroth:
Its a toaster oven, thank you very much.
Its a toaster oven, thank you very much.
Oh, my mistake, I couldn't tell - you covered up the oven part with that strange picture of little green square men.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:03 PM
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Obviously. I got it.
Obviously. I got it.
That's three.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:16 PM
I don't think that was very meaningful.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:29 PM
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I don't think that was very meaningful.
I don't think that was very meaningful.
Something about this post is hilarious.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:31 PM
I was thinking the same thing. sort of like and oxymoron.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:38 PM
I'm happy, i think.
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:39 PM
You are happy. I know you.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross
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Posted 13 November 2003 - 11:43 PM
Right......
Okay, that works..
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"That's a good quote"-anonymous
"This has got to be my stupidest signature ever"- Me.
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