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Posted 10 November 2003 - 09:03 PM
I think i'll wait till I get my iMac..,
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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"That's a good quote"-anonymous
"This has got to be my stupidest signature ever"- Me.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:34 PM
FGS: List your system specs.
lotsofblackflags: Windows ME is, without question, one of the crappiest things MS ever invented.
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lotsofblackflags: Windows ME is, without question, one of the crappiest things MS ever invented.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:46 PM
I have Windows 98. It sucks. 56k. Grrr.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:49 PM
I am currently using 9.2.2. Sometime soon, I'll be using Panther on an iMac G4. I will then laugh at you all.
Actually, I'll do that right now
HAHAHAHAH!!!
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Actually, I'll do that right now
HAHAHAHAH!!!
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:50 PM
I don't understand why so many people have problems with ME. It is definitly better than XP.
You punks with current systems may think you're cool, but you have nothing on outdated systems. So I am now starting another contest to decide who has the oldest equipment (and who is the coolest).
I submit my Apple IIc, which was built in 1984, has no OS, no hard drive, a monitor with two colors, and a convenient carrying handle. Beat that.
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You punks with current systems may think you're cool, but you have nothing on outdated systems. So I am now starting another contest to decide who has the oldest equipment (and who is the coolest).
I submit my Apple IIc, which was built in 1984, has no OS, no hard drive, a monitor with two colors, and a convenient carrying handle. Beat that.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:58 PM
I don't think I can beat that. But my dad's recording equiptment probably could.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 10:59 PM
Well, I currently own 5 old Macs:
a beige Power Mac G3, which is what I use
a Performa 475 (no CD-ROM dirve...)
a Peforma 638CD
a Power Mac 7200
a Performa 6116CD
And and Apple Color OneScanner 600/27, with a 50 pin SCSI cable built in.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
"I don't get people who make sense"-Me
"That's a good quote"-anonymous
"This has got to be my stupidest signature ever"- Me.
a beige Power Mac G3, which is what I use
a Performa 475 (no CD-ROM dirve...)
a Peforma 638CD
a Power Mac 7200
a Performa 6116CD
And and Apple Color OneScanner 600/27, with a 50 pin SCSI cable built in.
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Eschew Obfuscation.
"I don't get people who make sense"-Me
"That's a good quote"-anonymous
"This has got to be my stupidest signature ever"- Me.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 11:01 PM
I can my calculator. Bite me.
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People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
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It dawned on me one day that my school didn't hire a psychiatrist we hired a psychopath
Here at the ambrosia webboards we must remain profesional and not have any typeos.
People threaten me with knives, I laugh and grab my gun.
What getting dirty with a furnace? -Azeroth
'It seems people have a taste for hell in the morning. ';
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
The sig revolution died! Now it's time to move onto the self promotion revolution.
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Posted 10 November 2003 - 11:37 PM
I second that, TheJ....
...whaaaaaat??
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I can my calculator. Bite me.
I can my calculator. Bite me.
...whaaaaaat??
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:09 AM
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Well, I currently own 5 old Macs:
a beige Power Mac G3, which is what I use
Well, I currently own 5 old Macs:
a beige Power Mac G3, which is what I use
Really? You share my punishment as well?
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So I am now starting another contest to decide who has the oldest equipment (and who is the coolest)...
So I am now starting another contest to decide who has the oldest equipment (and who is the coolest)...
I submit the engraven rock lying in my backyard. That probably goes back a few billion years.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:40 AM
Why I'm bothering, I don't know, but -
OS: +75
RAM: +80
CPU Type: +0
CPU Speed: +100
Graphics: +64
Monitor: +25
Understands: +50
Total: 394 points
+ Moderator Bonus
= 189.4 (x10^8)
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OS: +75
RAM: +80
CPU Type: +0
CPU Speed: +100
Graphics: +64
Monitor: +25
Understands: +50
Total: 394 points
+ Moderator Bonus
= 189.4 (x10^8)
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Sundered Angel,
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Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
The One and Only
Ares Webboard Moderator, and all-around Nice Guy
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:59 AM
I think I should get five points for every one of my posts.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 02:50 AM
I think you should get a karmaslap for every useless post you make. But then again, you'd be long banned by now.
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All hail Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon!
It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
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"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 03:20 AM
Everybody makes useless posts. For God's sake men!
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 04:34 AM
Technically, you couldn't call any of these posts "useful." They aren't preserving the rain forest, they aren't fixing the ozone layer, they aren't saving the blue whale, and they aren't stablizing the human population...so I say we do away with KarmaSlaps altoghter, whaddaya say??
::Crickets::
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::Crickets::
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- Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 04:52 AM
::APPLAUSE::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 04:55 AM
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::APPLAUSE::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::APPLAUSE::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that proves my point...
::Shrugs::
::Bows::
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 05:00 AM
I'd like to present this award to the most..umm..NICE...person in the world..who doesn't like coffee.
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
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The tables are empty, the dance floor's deserted, you play the same love song, it's the tenth time you've heard it. That's the beginning, just one of the clues, you've had your first lesson, in learnin' the blues!
~Frank Sinatra
Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 05:27 AM
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I'd like to present this award to the most..umm..NICE...person in the world..
I'd like to present this award to the most..umm..NICE...person in the world..
Well, gee if its the NICE award, how can I resist?
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...who doesn't like coffee...
...who doesn't like coffee...
Or alchohol or soda
Actually soda isn't that bad, I like it actually...its just reallllly bad for you...
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I submit my Apple IIc, which was built in 1984, has no OS, no hard drive, a monitor with two colors, and a convenient carrying handle. Beat that.
I submit my Apple IIc, which was built in 1984, has no OS, no hard drive, a monitor with two colors, and a convenient carrying handle. Beat that.
Does a Mac 512 beat that? I think the monitor is single color, the only thing in it is a floppy drive. It's still in service--as a monitor stand.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 09:30 AM
Back on the original topic, my computer scores 342 points.
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 12:16 PM
Wow...I have... 76 points...thats bad... but, your scoring is faulty!!
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- Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??
Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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Posted 11 November 2003 - 04:14 PM
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Wow...I have... 76 points...thats bad... but, your scoring is faulty!!
Wow...I have... 76 points...thats bad... but, your scoring is faulty!!
How so?
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It's all fun and games until a rampaging mod destroys half your account.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
Commander of the AAS and Supreme Ruler of ZAP.
"Bad Avatara."
-- from the topic closings of Sundered Angel, Official Lektorian and founder of SONAH.
