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I bought a computer.

#51 User is offline   Trah 

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Posted 09 October 2003 - 06:45 PM

Give Trah back his topic so he can talk about himself in the 3rd person!

in computer news today,

Trah's computer is now being shipped early because his Dad is a professor at a University, and Apple ships to education first. He is very mad because people who bought Apple computers October 8th get Panther for 20 bucks, and he bought his the 7th so he has to pay $130ish .

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Posted 10 October 2003 - 05:17 PM

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He is very mad because people who bought Apple computers October 8th get Panther for 20 bucks, and he bought his the 7th so he has to pay $130ish .



Ouch.

heh...that's the type of thing that MacAddict always the pities the people who it happens to.

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Posted 10 October 2003 - 07:44 PM

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I wish I could get my karma raised...at least to a good egg. You know, in REAL life, I'd probably be a 7.


You know, over in Cythera, you can get a karma point just by writing and submitting a good chronicle and winning Chronicle of the Month. And since we haven't had a chronicle in something like a month, you won't have very much competition. And it's been so long, Slayer would probably reward you just for submitting one.

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He is very mad because people who bought Apple computers October 8th get Panther for 20 bucks, and he bought his the 7th so he has to pay $130ish .

Heh. Similar thing happened to me a while back. We finally convinced my dad that he should buy OS 9 for the home computer (it had been running OS 8.5), then OS X came out two weeks later. My dad was not a happy camper. But considering that our old computer couldn't have handled OS X anyway, it was all right in the end. Now we have a nice new eMac at home and and even better eMac here with me at school Posted Image

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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:31 PM

In other news today, Trah successfully purchased Panther for the price of 19.95. Trah, interviewed by our very own Trah, said: "w00tage! I finally figured out my mistake was putting my shipping date instead of my order date in the qualification page. Now I expect Panther in less then 5 business days after it is released the 24th of October at 8pm for the low-low price of 19.95 (plus tax)." It was later learned Trah used cheap-o deluxe free shipping to avoid an additional $7 charge to his already depleted cash reserves.
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Posted 10 October 2003 - 11:57 PM

Don't things usually ship after you order them? Thus, putting in the order date would back up the date you're entering making it so you don't qualify...right?

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Posted 11 October 2003 - 10:10 AM

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Don't things usually ship after you order them? Thus, putting in the order date would back up the date you're entering making it so you don't qualify...right?



Normally yes, but I think Apple is not enforcing the date. [url="http://"http://www.pbzone.com/"]http://www.pbzone.com/[/url] that is a site dedicated to PowerBooks and has all the confusing details you could want about Panther up-to-date.

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Posted 13 October 2003 - 02:54 PM

w00t! It is here!

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 12:31 AM

AOL speak is lame.

I like the PC nova song.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 04:36 AM

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AOL speak is lame.

I like the PC nova song.


wOOT is allowed when you get a brand new G4 with panther!!!

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 08:16 AM

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:16 PM

2 things:
Thanks fot keeping those small

HUH???

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 06:58 PM

Woah...phycadelic

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:10 PM

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AOL speak is lame.

I like the PC nova song.



w00t isn't AOL speak. "u" "r" "ur" "ne1" and "lol" are examples of AOL speak. w00t is a word that means happiness.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:14 PM

I hopefully get my iMac the following day.

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:17 PM

The J is going to dance when he finally gets his iMac. ::imagines The J doing the robot:: hehehehe.....

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 07:22 PM

That's a scary thought...

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 08:12 PM

you're telling me

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Posted 20 October 2003 - 11:40 PM

And me...I imagine him doing that dance from band camp...the scrubba dubb dubb song?

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 12:39 AM

What scrub thing............What?

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 10:02 PM

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 10:11 PM

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Pff...no, the first one fails again. You need to put the green print on something like the second one.

I hate to tell you, but it looks like your career is dying before it ever got really going.

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Posted 21 October 2003 - 10:11 PM

Would you rather have a huge image. Cause I have 1120 by 1120.

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Posted 22 October 2003 - 05:12 PM

who are smiley and velcro?

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Posted 23 October 2003 - 09:19 PM

No se. Well..the....oh! IT was
Splish splash I was takin' a bath...that was the song! J..that was so great!

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Posted 23 October 2003 - 10:39 PM

We really should have done "Sweet Transvestite"

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