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#26 ferazel_09

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 08:29 AM

Ball Park. Then out of nowhere, Buzz Lightyear jums in and starts shooting the 'evil' lizard. The lizard gets Pissed and sniPes down Buzz. Then it's beamed uP by Zurg, and gets a suPer ray gun. Then the lizard shoots down Zurg's shiP and kills him. Then, the lizard goes to wreck havoc on channel 6's 'Bookworm Bunch'. (I'm forced to watch all these shows with my 3-year-old sister.)

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#27 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 12:28 PM

The Chipmunk gets fed up with all this stuff, and blasts Buzz and the Megazord into millions of pieces. They don't respawn, and the Chipmunk is praised.

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#28 ferazel_09

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Posted 01 May 2001 - 09:50 PM

However, it's karmaslapped when everyone figures out it didn't do it, but a little voice in his head did.

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#29 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 05:04 PM

Then everyone realizes the Chipmunk really did do it, there is no little voice, and he gets karmapraised.

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 08:05 PM

But the chipmunk's head soon cracks open to reveal a multi-tentacled alien head! The alien head soon begins to spew anti-hehe slime on everyone and all the characters proceed to melt…

Somewhere, in a galaxy far far away, someone lights a match…

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Posted 03 May 2001 - 11:53 PM

This thing died 400 posts ago. Let it rest in peace. Please.

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 02:49 PM

The Hehe tribunal condems Macintosh Man and Skippy, and continues on with posting.

Then the Chipmunk gets stiches, takes asprin for his headache, and blasts the alien into oblivion.

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#33 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 05:57 PM

*watches from afar in despair at what Hehe has recently become*

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Posted 04 May 2001 - 11:01 PM

A meteor slams into the lizard and it says…

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 06:52 AM

...That it is sick of everyone trying to kill each other.

*a tumbleweed blows across the screen*

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 11:25 AM

Happy happy happy, everybodies happy...

*Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan teleport in. So do Terence and Philip*

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 12:57 PM

The squiril runs aound in circles and in doing so he starts a tornadeo that…

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Posted 05 May 2001 - 10:38 PM

...that blows the kids back to where they came...

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Posted 06 May 2001 - 09:01 AM

…which was a place called…

#40 ferazel_09

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Posted 06 May 2001 - 09:13 AM

...North Park, a parralel universe from South Park.

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Posted 06 May 2001 - 04:56 PM

…and then it starts to rain…

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Posted 06 May 2001 - 05:06 PM

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#43 Avatara

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Posted 07 May 2001 - 07:20 PM

...and finally the rain washes away the Janus server, permenantly damaging it, that stored the horrible Hehe topic and it gets put to a rest.

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Posted 08 May 2001 - 06:46 AM

But Avatara only thought Hehe was dead. Instead, the Chipmunk, Shark, and Lizard form into their own alliance and smash any anti-hehe people.

As the rain continues to pour, the Dude comes along and joins the alliance. Then he flames the clouds and it stops raining.

Following this...

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#45 Avatara

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Posted 08 May 2001 - 05:42 PM

...the exhausted Hehe topic actually does die. Posted Image

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Posted 08 May 2001 - 05:52 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Avatara:
...the exhausted Hehe topic actually does die.

Hey!!! Your supposed to be dead!!

The CLSA(Chipmunk Lizard Shark Alliance) runs over to Avatara and begin to…

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#47 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 08 May 2001 - 06:22 PM

...bow before him, and then pledge their allegience to him, requesting that he end their misery and kill the Hehe topic once and for all.

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#48 Avatara

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Posted 08 May 2001 - 06:39 PM

*Avatara de-activates the run-over clone, and appears in front of the bowing crowd, only wishing it was possible to end the Hehe misery so quickly...

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#49 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 09 May 2001 - 06:51 AM

However...

DE DUDE IS BACK!!!

The Dude de-hypnotises all the CLSA members then blasts Mag Steelglass to high heaven!

Then, he does combat with Avatara!

Dude: HA HA HA!!!
Avatara: Who are you?
Dude: I am de spammin dude! Prepared to be spammed and flammed oh hater of Hehe!
Avatara: You can't destroy me!
Dude: Oh really? Want me to show you?
Avatara: Yeah! I can withstand it!
Dude: GIMME KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatara: Ouch! Not so loud!
Dude: *takes deep breath* GGGIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE KKKKKAAAAARRRRRMMMMMMAAAA!!!!!
Avatara: *grabs ears* Nooooo!!!!
Dude: Haha! DIE!! GIMME KARMA!
Avatara: No!
Dude: GIMME KARMA!
Avatara: NO!!
Dude: BLAH!! *BOOM* GIMME KARMA GIMME KARMA GIMME KARMA!!
Avatara: I shall karmaslap you!
Dude: Your powers are helpless against me!
Avatara: Nooooo....
Dude: *BOOM!* *BANG!* Gimme karma!
Avatara: KARMASLAP! *SLAP!*
Dude: NO! HA HA!!! *BOOM* GIMME KARMA OR I SHALL SPAM YOU TO DEATH!
Avatara: Never! You are illogical!!
Dude: I HATE logic! GIVE ME KARMA NNNOOOWWW!!!
Avatara: I'd rather die!
Dude: Then you'll die! GIMME KARMA! GIMME KARMA! GIMMMEEEE KARMAAA!!!
Avatara: AARRGGHH!
Dude: *KABLOOEY!!!* I am winning! GIMME KARMA!
Avatara: STOP SPAMMING! *SLAP!!!*
Dude: NEVER! I am de spammo king!!! GIMME KARMA!!!
Avatara: ARGH!!!
Dude: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Avatara: Nooo... ugh.... *flops on ground dead. does not respawn*
Dude: I HAVE WON!!!!

Then the Chipmunk, Shark, Lizard, Dude Alliance is formed to forever protect the Hehe topic!

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Posted 09 May 2001 - 06:54 AM

*The topic continues to grow*

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