The Officer's Club Bar #7

#276 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 04 January 2006 - 04:24 PM

Naah that's not a reappearance, it's an apparition.
See, it's just a reflection...

points to the holographic "Gallery of Star Heroes" in a long forgotten corner of the bar, now a little unsafe because of the mutant GreenyBlue®©™Rat problem in that area.
The Slug hologram was malfunctioning, flickering on and off as though it wanted a drink...
...casting a reflection on the bar, which because it's a hologram is in 3d.

Logical explanation for everything

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#277 Hamster

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 08:32 PM

Hamster pokes his paw into the Slug hologram, and withdraws it, now soaked in GreenyBlue®©™.

Hamster looks worriedly at his paw, half expecting it to detatch, grow legs, and tip some cows.

President

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#278 Skyfox

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 06:31 AM

Skyfox materializes, walks over to the "Gallery of Star Heroes", and pushes buttons at random trying to get the Joveia holo to work. "Eh, nevamind"

Skyfox turns around and sees hamsters paws starting to grow into cows. "Better put some BlueyGreen®©™ on that quick"

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 10:03 AM

Mack watchs Hamster's paws become larger and larger and larger.

Mack laughs.

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#280 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 10 January 2006 - 05:12 AM

A large Greeny rat with Blue stripes crept from the shadows (must be at least three metres long, we're talking SERIOUS RODENT PROBLEM here) towards the normally observant Hamster. From beneath the tables other eyes opened...

Um..., said Anic and looked at the half empty bottle of GreenyBlue®©™ on the bar - must be affecting my eyesight, oh well, drank some more.

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#281 The Journalist

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Posted 11 January 2006 - 12:33 AM

The Journalist posts in this topic.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 28 January 2006 - 06:10 AM

Hamster swings a cowpaw over the bar, in an attempt to shoo the mutated rat, but only succeeds in knocking The Journalist's head clean off, and into another forum. Hamster walks on his cowpaws away from the table, sees the rat, and crushes it under a mighty cowpaw.

Hamster's paws bellow in victory. They celebrate with a round of GreenyBlue®©™.

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Posted 07 February 2006 - 09:37 AM

Mack looks at Hamster's paws and they continue to grow. Soon, the whole bar is taken up by the two cowpaws, and everyone is crammed up against the walls.

Mack shouts, "Help!"

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#284 Skyfox

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Posted 11 February 2006 - 02:57 PM

Due to an error in the Real Lyfe®©™ physics engine, a critical exception occurs when both skyfox and cowpaw occupy the same space at the same time. The program called "The Universe" crashes, and everybody suddenly find themselves in inky blackness staring up at the windows boot-up screen. The loud booming voice of god calls out "Er, sorry about that"

Then suddenly everything is back where it was. Cowpaw still crushing the few remaining patrons of the bar into the walls. Skyfox searches around quickly for an explosive device of some sort. The only thing he can find is a 2000 year old stick of sweating dynamite. He lights the fuse...

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#285 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 05:26 PM

"SQUEAK" said the Death Of Rats as it expertly manipulated its scythe in the release of the Giant Greeny Rat spirits, which went on their way.., followed by the Death Of Rats, carefully stepping over a pool of GreenySomething®©™ before vanishing.
Affairs of the still living were not its concern.

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#286 Skyfox

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:05 PM

*rushes to save this topic before it vanishes forever.*

*holds it gently in his hand and pets it while wonder what to do with it next*

Looks at LCA. "What should we feed it? I'm thinking brussel sprouts."

This post has been edited by Skyfox: 20 March 2006 - 02:05 PM

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:21 PM

"Brussel Sprouts? Are you crazy? This topic needs spinach."

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#288 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:05 AM

It needs anything so long as it's green..., and liquid,
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thinks
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cabbage juice,
hmm, wonder if they serve that here...

Looks back into half empty glass,
which might be considered to be half full

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#289 Mackilroy

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 12:38 PM

As an engineer, I declare that the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

The topic needs spinach!

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#290 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 06:13 AM

Hmm, I was once chief Engineer on a Starship...

with all the temporal eddies in this bar, the glass can be any size it wants to be, at any time, the bigger the better, means the GreenyBlue®©$? Logo will be more visible

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#291 Skyfox

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 07:23 PM

"I went down to the store room to get some spinach, however I found that the storage only holds quantum spinach, which may or may not exist until you observe it. I opened the door, and *poof* all of it ceases to be."

"So, how do I put Schrodinger's cat back in the box?"

"Not even time to finish my cake?"
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

- Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#292 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 08:42 PM

...simple, close the door again, and that restores the uncertainty...

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#293 Mackilroy

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Posted 23 March 2006 - 09:34 PM

Lord Commander Anic, on Mar 22 2006, 06:13 AM, said:

with all the temporal eddies in this bar, the glass can be any size it wants to be, at any time, the bigger the better, means the GreenyBlue®©$? Logo will be more visible

So that's why I keep phasing in and out of existence…

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#294 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 11:02 AM

LCA phases back into existence for a moment

... and here's me thinking it was just your teleport that wasn't working properly...

grabs a drink at random from the bar and phases back out of existence

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#295 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 08:27 AM

LCA pokes head inside bar door to see what's going on, notices someone lurking in the shadows.
Naah, just the light...

...the atmosphere in this place has gone downhill

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#296 Mackilroy

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 10:04 AM

I didn't realize there was an uphill…

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

#297 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 31 May 2006 - 03:22 PM

... so there was someone lurking in the shadows.

Hey Mac, have a GreenyBlue®©™
It seems to be all that there is these days....

Nods to the vast array of dusty GreenyBlue®©™ products behind the bar, to the exclusion of every other product it seems. mmmmmGreenyBlue®©™ :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#298 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 26 November 2006 - 01:03 PM

*The bartender saunters slowly in, turns the music back on, and slips behind the bar.* Yes, it is I again. Poor ol' place.

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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#299 Lord Commander Anic

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 08:16 PM

Anic reanimates in.
Ah, so the bugblatterbeasts in the hallway didn't get you after all. How are things?

A cool beer please, It's ages since I've had a drink.

Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

#300 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 04:41 PM

Well, they had me on the ropes for a little while, but my trusty blade and I managed to get through all right. It helps that I've been fully trained to fight with my eyes closed, so I just wrapped a bandana around them and the bugblatters ignored me until I dispatched them.

*Fixes Anic a chilled beer.* There you are, ol' pal. Yeah, things've been pretty good with me. Year's coming along all right. I've been remembering the early glory days of this place lately, way back before even you were a regular. Ah, those were the times.

-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire

"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
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