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Ok fine , im calling in a airstrike
H.V.D Fleet come out of cloak and nuke my location
I want total irradiation
Taeskor Cicion , you have roughly 2 seconds to live
Any Last Words?
Good
**uses his jump jets to reach safe distance and watches the airbursts go off**
Crap , Those were exercise shots you dumb nuts
H.V.D Fleet , what the hell are you doing
were going to the bar to get some drinks
ack! deserted by my fleet
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why did you insult my grammar , i just come here to have fun not go through english class , i type my messages in roughly 30 seconds so i dont use grammar
just stop insulting me ok

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

I can't wait for Ares 1.2.0 to be released
by the way , will 10,000 Scintak be enough for my insolence?

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

*A Phylydion fleet drops out of Omnispace and obliterates the HVD's.* I warn you, Tallgeese, any more foolish attempts and you may feel consequences.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

** gives 10,000 Scintak to Taeskor Cicion **
can i get a pangalactic gargleblaster here?

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

*Deposits the cash and gets Tallgeese a pggb.* There you are.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Taeskor Cicion if you ever need financial help , like buying a brand new fleet of ships , let me know , I have alot more where that came from


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the truth is i got a massive fortune off of playing saabac at bars all over the place
i change the other player's cards so they are horrible , then i change mine so i have a idiot's array
thats why i will never play saabac in this bar

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

Mike, being a worthless bum, enters the bar with a Salrilian blaster and shoots the Juke box and everyone stops. Slowly they approach him as Mike backs up and they all pull out their blasters take aim and...
"Woa, hold it. I hate 'Music by Maddona.'" Everyone puts down their weapons in agreement.

"I'll have an Obish Kalvikistuc please. Or do you even want me here?"

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Mac will live forever
I'm fine with OS Nine
I have an iMac, it rocks
Die Windows!

Heh, we don't need a jukebox. Bartender's got live entertainment...
*Maddona appears onstage.
What tha???
*Darkk grabs a wire-guided antitank missle and panic-fires at her, hitting the mic.
*Maddona runs for at as Darkk's plasma cannon warms up. A few bursts blow flaming holes in the curtain.
Sorry about the mess, Cicion. Put it on my tab. I'm good for a new curtain or 2.

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

darkk look at chapter 6 , i made a little contribution
hope it helps you


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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

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rommel reincanated?

Sheesh!

*Karrde falls asleep near Boba Fett*

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

*When Darkk's target reappears, it is a flaming, charred mess. It falls off the stage, still burning. In addition to the missle and plasma damage, it appears that several flare bolts have struck it. At the door, two Taeskor Commandos pat their rifles.* Gotcha, Darkk. We won't need curtains until tomorrow or so. Now, then! *THE one, THE only, THE superior Frank Sinatra walks out on stage and stars a-swingin' with a big band behind him.* That's better, eh?

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

is there some place i could donate
1000 hvd's?

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ive got a experimental fleet (my hvds are about 5 years old)
when they hit you , the battles over in a second
lets just say they have a weapon that drags a sun into a gateway and drops it on top of your ship (i think it might hurt)
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fortunantly , im sort of obligated to this bar
is it ok if i orbit my fleet above the bar?
(if i do you will never be attacked when im here)

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

Athena leaves her seat at the bar and cautiously walks over to Mike sitting in the corner with his drink. Having her hands rested on the table she leans over and asks, "Don't blame yah. Never liked Madonna myself." A curious look falls down on Mikes face.
" Uhhh.... do I know you?" Athena smerks on one side of her mouth, "No, but I am wondering about something that you own." Mike shows out his hand as to let her sit on the other side of the table. Athena quickley sits down. "Thank you." Mike continues, "So whach ya wondering about?" Athena looks over into one corner of the room and slowly moves her head back to Mike as she speaks. "Where did you get that Salrilian gun?" Mike scratches his chin "Uhhh......."

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

"Well, back in the day when I was on the um... U.S.B. Firewire (ahem.) My team and I took control of a Salrilian outpost on Centara Prime. I took out one of the Sals with an Ishman blaster. After I killed him...er...it I took it's blaster and used it in battle ever since. Why do you ask?"

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Mac will live forever
I'm fine with OS Nine
I have an iMac, it rocks
Die Windows!

ok Taeskor Cicion (can i call you crazy , what you would rip my head off?)
ill give you 1000 hvds
is that ok?
can i get some juri juice?

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

Fine. *Gets Tallgeese what he asked for.*

You know, my Keutae's been getting kind of dull lately, and a little too flexible. I think I'll send it to Dominus to the Imperial Bladeworks smitheries and have them put it back in tip-top condition. *Speaks into comm.* Decimator, send over a detachment for a priority-one delivery to Imperial Bladeworks. *Within moments, the door opens and five Phylydion navy troopers walk into the room. One opens a metal case lined with smooth material on the inside. Cicion unsheaths his Keutae and places it in the case. The soft material molds around the blade, protecting it, as the case closes. The soldiers leave and are shuttled to a small picket ship which immediately jumps into Omnispace, headed for the Phylydion capitol.* My blade should be back within a week or so. In the meantime... *Walks behind the bar, approaches a small control panel on the wall, and enters an access code. A one foot by one foot section of the wall slides open, revealing a small cache. Cicion takes a sleek, medium sized pistol from the compartment, closes the compartment, and holsters the pistol.* Phylydion Imperial Army standard-issue burst pistol. A pretty nice piece of equipment.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

would you be interested in a molecular rearranger?
**points at darkk**
would you like to be rearranged?
darkk : no
**turns a knob at shoots darkk with it**
***darkk is now a cruiser that talks***
weird eh?
**turns darkk back**
ok darkk heres 1 scintak
**throws scintak into air and turns it into a gateship**
better?
**puts his personal shield on no-rearrange mode**

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Being 6 feet tall isnt bad , just not as fun as being 50 feet tall

Athena, who was sitting in the coner and hearing everything Tallgeese3 was complaining about, gets up from her table and walksover to Cicion, carefully avoiding Tallgeese3. Athena motions to Cicion to come over to her. Cicion puts down his glass that he was cleaning and throws the hand towel over his shoulder. Walks over to Athena and says, "Yes? You called me?" Athena moved a little closer to Cicion so that Tallgeese couldn't hear, "Does this dude have to be here? He has a speech impediment, and he's a little crazy." Cicion shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, this is an open bar. Plus he usually buys the most expensive drinks here, so it's good business." Athena chuckled and then asked for a regular Coke.

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

By the way, Cicion, did you know that Jimmy just exploded your bar?

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

i did?

oh yea....i forgot...

**Jimmy Page stands up in the midst of falling ashes and debree, with a grenade launcher in his hand, and a miller beer in his other hand**

All of those people sick of the tyranical monopoly on drinks join the revolution and come to Jimmy Page's Budget Bar!!!

Why drink this over rated garbage when you can have the good stuff!

**Busts open the miller and chugs it down**

All those who want this join me!! Free drinks for all who come!!



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ramble on..
--Jimmy Page

Opp's didn't mean to get you trouble Jimmy. Good recovery! =)

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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.

*As Page turns his back on the bar, the holo-illusion of destruction and debris disappears, revealing the bar as it usually is.*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

but then the holographic projector that cicion bought at a galactic kmart for a couple bucks short circuts and the image of a restored bar vanishes revealing the true damage to the bar. The holographic projector then starts on fire and burns all the rubble down to ashes..

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ramble on..
--Jimmy Page

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I think it WAS Jane...she got that artifact thingy in "The Buildup" so long ago, didn't she? or am i thinking of some other RPG? it was something that made her invincible...but i never saw her, the story came to me in a dream while being drunk on a pangalactic gargleblaster...i think...i think it was true in some incomprehensible way that absolutely no one knows about...except perhaps cicion...but it also may just be some sort of hoax...whatever...and hey, what happened to this bar?
*just realizes he's the only person left standing in the bar. apparently, everyone left*
"oh crap...wasted a perfectly good speech...im depressed now...i need a good Pangalactic Gargleblaster..."
*Piemur1 sulks*
*the user of "Piemur1" pulls out a Pangalactic Gargleblaster disk version 2.3 and loads it into his computer*
*Piemur1 drinks the Pangalactic Gargleblaster that inexplicitly appeared in front of him*
*Piemur1 faints*
*the user of "Piemur1" faints*
the friend of the user of "Piemur1" that happened to be in the same room: hmm...must be a virus or something like that...and why'd he just faint like that?

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"Live by the sword...live a good long time!"
-Minsk from Baldur's Gate II
"Live by the blaster...live a good long time!"
-Piemur1's version of Minsk's quote from Baldur's Gate II


[This message has been edited by Piemur1 (edited 04-22-2001).]

*Then Page wakes up and takes off his VR helmet. He sighs and says "It was a nice dream."*

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca