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#626 Piemur1

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 01:16 AM

*wakes up and consults his wristwatch video-recorder device...not realising hes dropping down a bottomless pit*
"wha?"
*sees the turned over ship and all this general fighting*
"(wondering aloud) what are you all doing?"
*calls for a beer, thinking he is still in the bar...*

(just a side note...I am not the same guy, we are really friends, and we both post at school Posted Image

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

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#627 Piemur1

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 01:20 AM

*realises he is dropping down a bottomlesspit, activates his jetpack and tried to get back to the top...which he realises that it is also a topless pit...deathval dropped him off on the side...*
"now wheres the roadmap for these places?"
*jetpack runs out of fuel...*

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

#628 Talon Karrde

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 02:44 AM

*sees that the P guy is gone*
*congratulates DeathVal on a job well done*
*orders a Devil's Breath for a change*
*Downs it and passes out again*

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#629 Piemur1

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 02:53 AM

*clicks his heels three times and says "theres no place like Commander Cicion's bar, theres no place like Commander Cicion's bar, theres no place like Commander Cicion's bar" and is transported back to the bar by a strange force called magic which doesnt exist (it was actually his second-in-command who used the transporter beam to take him back to the bar...he just thought it was magic)*
"ok, now i will stay away from talon from now on...just dont do those things to me...i wont bother his sleep...no...please...i promise...dont...nooooo......"

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

#630 Talon Karrde

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 03:01 AM

*Talon Karrde wipes the grin off Piemur1's face by force-feeding him the rest of his Devils Breath*
*Piemur, who has never drunk anything stronger than beer, spontanously (or however you spell it) combusts*
"sorry about the mess, barkeep"
*tosses Cicion 10 scintak*
*Orders some Orakh (the most volatile alcoholic drink, made with scorpion venoms) drinks it and passes out again*

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conform now. conform now. conform now.
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Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#631 Piemur1

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 03:04 AM

*correction...Piemur, who has never drunk anything stronger than WATER (he just gargles with beer (good for sore throats)), spontanously combusts*
*his ghostly figure floats down and tells the barkeeper "you should toss him out, hes not paying enough for that drink! in ALL the other systems, it is 100 scintak more! and nobody light a match with Orakh in the vicinity..hey you...no...wait! cant anyone hear my ghostly voice? noooo......."*

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

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#632 Piemur1

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:52 AM

*goes to the storeroom and gets some Klatchian coffe...his ghostly form implodes*
*Piemur1 appears in the flesh in the storeroom*
Cicion: "HEY! what are you doing here?"
Piemur1: "Uhh...DONT LET ANYONE LIGHT A MATCH! THERE'S ORAKH IN THE VICINITY!"
Cicion: "Oh no!"
Some Random Guy: *lights a match*
Piemur1: "We're doomed..."

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

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#633 Taeskor Cicion

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 11:02 AM

Okay, let's put a little order back into the bar. *Cleans up, closes and locks storeroom, and sets glasses on the bar.* Anyone for a drink?

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"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
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#634 Riven

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 01:55 PM

Riven returns to the bar, this time, a bit depressed. He sits at the bar in front of cicion.

"...and so even though I try, I can't seem to help around here."
Cicion nods "Your little escapade didn't seem to draw any new adventurers out. It kind of sank through."
Riven shrugs. "Heh. What can a policeman like me do. Another Avery Port, please."
Cicion uncorks the fine red wine and pours it into a small, half filled, glass..
"So, unstead of elevating status, it seems to have blown in my face. Now I'm the annoyance."

"Why don't you just go with the flow?" Cicion suggests.
"And tlak lke Daarth Valll? He kan't even speill rite!"
"No, not like that." Cicion rolls his eyes "Just don't get bothered by it all. If they blow up my station, don't worry. There's bound to be a time warp, or a loophole, or a catastrophic event that brings it back." And with that, he went back to washing his glasses "spitlilly clean".

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 01:58 PM

#636 DeathVal

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 03:43 PM

*gets up*
"ok, most of you poeple dont know this but us Auds have enhanced hearing, so iem sick and tired of all you poeple out there calling me or tlaking about me with my wrong name!!! my full real name is DEATHVAL, not darth val, not death vader, BUT DEATHVAL!!!!! GET IT RIGHT.!!!"
*sits down*

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 03:45 PM

#638 Avatara

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:02 PM

"Amazing, you actually stuck with the mission. I congradulate you DarthVal."

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#639 Avatara

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 05:04 PM

"Amazing, you actually stuck with the mission. I congradulate you DarthVal."

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#640 DeathVal

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 08:24 PM

*enraged for two reasons, one hes confuesd, waht missoin , two ITS DEATHVAL*
*gets up*
*takes out a blaster*
yells" THE NEXT ONE THAT SAYS ANYTHING OTHER THEN DEATHVAL TO ME IS DEAD"
*sits down*

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#641 Avatara

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 08:29 PM

Hi. Uh oh. *Avatara ducks as Deathval fires his blaster at Avatara*

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 08:30 PM

Hi. Uh oh. *Avatara ducks as Deathval fires his blaster at Avatara*

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#643 Mag Steelglass

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Posted 11 October 2000 - 09:08 PM

That's great, Darthval. Posted Image

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#644 Talon Karrde

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 01:15 AM

"I'll have some Orakh, please"
*Cicion gives him the drink*
*He downs it in one go, walks unsteadily to his ship and passes out*

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'Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.' Terry Pratchett

conform now. conform now. conform now.
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join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#645 Piemur1

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 01:20 AM

*goes into the bar and wonders how he got out in the first place with a silly expression on his face like this: Posted Image

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*goes up to the bar and orders a dehydrated water*
Piemur1: "Just add water please"
Cicion: "That will be 40 scintak more"
Piemur1: "For the water?"
Cicion: "Yep..."
Piemur1: "Then I'll just have the dehydrated water"
Cicion: *hands piemur1 an empty glass*
Piemur1: *:drinks: it down*
Piemur1: "now that was kinda strong! i feel wuuuuzzy! wook pwink ewefants!"
Piemur1: *faints*

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

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#646 Talon Karrde

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 03:11 AM

*Talon Karrde wakes up, and finding Piemur1 asleep in the bar, he drugs him so heavily that Piemur1 is very unlikely to wake up in the next 1000 years*
*he orders another drink, drinks it and passes out*

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'Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for one night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.' Terry Pratchett

conform now. conform now. conform now.
differences cause conflicts. conforming is happiness.
join us. express your commonality. copy and paste.

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

#647 Piemur1

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 03:22 AM

*sleeps...*
*sleeps...*
*sleeps...*
*sleeps...*
*sleeps...*
*gets up...*
*sleep walks to Talon...*
*puts a tribble in the empty glass...*
*walks out of the bar...*
*second-in-command applies a stimulant to wake Piemur1 up*
Second-in-command: "Sir, I think you did it again...Talon is gonna be very unhappy when he wakes up again"
Piemur1: "What? What are you talking about?"
Second-in-command: "You put the last tribble in the universe in his glass...its not going to be the last one for very long..."
Piemur1: "...who would have guessed that the last one got in my pocket and activated the stasis field on itself...hehehe"
Second-in-command: *sigh*
Piemur1: (to himself) "now that's the way to keep enemies at bay, after taking out their engines, have one tribble in stasis and "ahem" drop it on their ship, deactivate the stasis field, and run away...hehehehehe...better change my signature..."

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Damnit! I wiped out ANOTHER race! Oh, well, nobody cared about THEM anyway...stupid tribbles...

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#648 Piemur1

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 03:36 AM

*walks back into the bar*
*sees that the table where Talon Karrde is getting crowded*
"hehehe..."
*takes one tribble, puts it in stasis, and puts it in his pocket*
*goes up to another person (at the other side of the room) and offers him some bounty on gerbils...*

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Races to wipe out:
[*] All Tribbles but one... {X}
[*] Gerbils { }
[*] The infamous Blabblytes of Bla{X}
[*] Nasty Things that Sting { }

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#649 DeathVal

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Posted 12 October 2000 - 03:33 PM

*pissed at his bad aim he summons his SS men*
"SS men get in here"
*40 white clad SS men charge into the room barreling mag stellgas and avatarian over, and beats em over the head over and over again*
"Ha take that"
*walks over to that P-guy*
"so you want me to take out some gerbils"
*thinks*
"itll be 20,000,000 scintak"
P-guy agrees
*Deathval is so happy that he jsut got that much money that he forgets to call off his SS men*

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