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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:38 AM

QUOTE (Rickton @ Apr 26 2009, 06:06 PM)
I knew what he was referring to. I was just making fun of him because I thought the misspelling was an accident.

tanks u 4 spooling me joak.



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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:36 AM

QUOTE (Lektor @ Apr 28 2009, 07:54 AM)
You did come on a bit strong, however, when 'making fun of him'. Besides, if you got the reference, you should have realised it wasn't a mistake. If you didn't get the reference, shame on you wink.gif

I just forgot the accent. My memory was more occupied by...other aspects of the skit. mellow.gif
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:08 AM

Ah, I see. Had you been English like myself and undead, your attention would be mostly focused on mocking the French, but being American you were looking at the fat guy. Completely understandable wink.gif
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:46 AM

ITT: Cultural differences cause hilarious misunderstandings!
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 06:33 PM

Someone the other day asked if clocks spin counterclockwise in Australia.

Much laughter, there was.

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 06:36 AM

Only if the clock was built by a blind man.
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 01:18 PM

I have a backwards clock. The amount of people who spend a whole day looking at it with a confused look on their face before realising it's backwards is rather funny.

Problem is, because it's the only analogue clock I have in the house, I now struggle to read proper clocks...
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 01:30 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 1 2009, 02:18 PM)
Problem is, because it's the only analogue clock I have in the house, I now struggle to read proper clocks...

I know, right! I used to wear a backwards watch and I started getting confused about analog clocks too.
And don't even get me started on "clockwise" and "counter-clockwise..."
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 02:52 PM

Well that's always confused me, but I now look like a total idiot when people ask me what the time is and I have to take a minute to read my watch...
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 09:50 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 1 2009, 12:18 PM)
I have a backwards clock. The amount of people who spend a whole day looking at it with a confused look on their face before realising it's backwards is rather funny.


They stand in your place staring at your clock for entire days? You must know some really stoned people.

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 11:08 PM

My parents made me master the art of reading traditional clocks when I was young. Though I thought it a useless practice then, I now see it was time well spent.

This post has been edited by Sponge Tom: 01 May 2009 - 11:08 PM

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 07:08 AM

Huh? You know we're talking about backwards clocks, right? And how they mess you up.
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 02:44 PM

No one got my Benjamin Button reference mad.gif
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:35 AM

Buttons?

Jeez, Jeremiah, you can't post in any topic without making lewd comments, can you?

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 3 2009, 08:08 AM)
Huh? You know we're talking about backwards clocks, right? And how they mess you up.


Oh... why, uh, yes. Yes, of course I do.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:42 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 3 2009, 12:08 PM)
Huh? You know we're talking about backwards clocks, right? And how they mess you up.

I found out I wasn't allowed to make a backward digital clock for my electronics coursework, simply because there was no use for it.


Oh right yeah because my car park counter has so much more use for my imaginary disabled cousin.
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Posted 16 May 2009 - 08:03 AM

QUOTE (Shlimazel @ May 15 2009, 05:35 PM)
Jeez, Jeremiah, you can't post in any topic without making lewd comments, can you?


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Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:50 AM

Prune.

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 05:03 PM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ May 3 2009, 07:44 PM)
No one got my Benjamin Button reference mad.gif


That's because no one made it through the movie and survived...
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Posted 16 May 2009 - 06:02 PM

QUOTE (Lektor @ May 16 2009, 05:03 PM)
That's because no one watched the movie in reverse, as they were supposed to.



This is what I wanted you to say. I hoped for it, I wanted for someone to say this, but it did not happen. I didn't want to say it myself, because I wanted to be able to read it, and enjoy it. Alas, now I am left reading as if only in a mirror, and a pale reflection, at that.
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Posted 16 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

Gutless, you've always been like a philosopher to me.
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 01:39 AM

I was headed back from the Iron & Wine/Flight of the Conchords show at Red Rocks about a half hour ago and found myself rather famished and looking at the McDonalds down the street from Casa de Pufer (I'm blaming this unusual situation on a combination of the surprisingly steep, half-hour-long hike to get to the amphitheater itself at Red Rocks from the parking lots three billion miles away - leave the handicapped and elderly at home - and contact munchies from the pot smoke). It was about 4 until midnight (closing time) when I made my order at the drive-up: one spicy McChicken sandwich off of the ol' dollar menu.

For my $1.07, I ended up with two spicy McChickens, a order of fries, a cherry pie, and a bag of oatmeal raisin cookies (I wasn't even aware McDonalds made fresh-baked cookies). Moral of the story: try to be the last customer served at the end of the day at McDonalds. You make out like a ######ing bandit.

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 04:28 AM

But surely everything you order is stone cold and only going to get slightly warmed up by the McDonald workers spitting in it...
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 06:58 AM

Man, they stopped serving the spicy mcchickens here a few months ago...
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 07:49 AM

There were rumours a few years ago that a mcdonalds burger was tested and they found 8 different types of sperm in it...


I wonder how many of them were animal wink.gif
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