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#26 GutlessWonder

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (adam_0 @ Apr 19 2009, 12:02 AM)

The pale pail paled in comparison to the pale ale in the toilet.

Now it's on topic!!

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#27 mrxak

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:07 AM

I just came back from the bathroom as well.

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#28 adam_0

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 09:10 AM

QUOTE (Jeremiah @ Apr 16 2009, 05:12 AM)

Perversely my toilet has gone from half-full to half-empty.

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

#29 Lektor

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:47 AM

I was reading about some random TV personality women who's made a career from looking at people's poop and telling them about their diet, on tv. Apparently she has a toilet with a ledge so after every 'movement' she can look at her excrement...

There are some strange people on this planet...

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#30 Jeremiah

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:57 AM

Those toilets are normal on continental Europe, if you feel a large stool beginning to exit, you need to aim the bastard or risk it sliding all over your cheek.

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#31 Lektor

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 01:20 PM

That's disgusting...

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#32 The Journalist

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:52 PM

I was hungry.

Then I read the last three posts.

Now I'm STARVING.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

#33 Pufer

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 04:59 PM

I'm eating a banana that I sliced into a glass of Clamato (I made a yummy coctel de mariscos over the weekend, and have some leftover Clamato) right now. My question is, does the rest of the world do the Clamato thing? I know Canada and Mexico (and those states greatly influenced by Canada and/or Mexico) do, but how about you Brits? Vegemite toast and Clamato down under? Czech cesars a big hangover cure?

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#34 Lektor

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:43 AM

I can honestly say I have no idea what a clamato is, or what one would do with it. So that's a no from England

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#35 undead_shadow

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:34 AM

QUOTE (Lektor @ Apr 22 2009, 11:43 AM)

I can honestly say I have no idea what a clamato is, or what one would do with it. So that's a no from England

Seconded. I am also english. I've never heard it mentioned by the Italian side of my family either.

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#36 Lektor

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 06:55 AM

Sweet Jesus! Wiki says it's a drink made of clam and tomato juice? That's ######ing disgusting!

Ewwwwwww......

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#37 The Journalist

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 12:45 PM

I've seen that stuff but could never fathom what people could possibly want with it. Course, I don't like tomato juice OR most shellfish so...

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#38 Pufer

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 01:22 PM

I'm not sure if anyone is a big fan of straight Clamato (picture heavily spiced stewed tomatoes, pureed, with salty broth added - not exactly bad, but certainly not the most refreshing thing ever), but it's good for making bloody marys (wildly popular under the name caesar in Canada), as a mixer for beer (wildly popular amongst the Mexican crowd under the name chelada), and is a solid base for cocteles (spicy tomato and lime-based Mexican soups, served cold, usually containing seafood (often raw shellfish) and/or fresh, raw vegetables (avocado, tomato, cucumber, peppers), but also just about everything else, including fruit).

If you see Clamato listed as a mixer or ingredient, you can usually all but guarantee that the drink/dish will be refreshing as all hell, even if the stuff itself isn't. Everyone I've ever made try a coctel de mariscos (either made by me or a restaurant) has had nothing but praise for it.

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#39 Lektor

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:10 PM

I've never got tomato as a drink. A Bloody Mary was the only cocktail I would ever make and not taste. The smell made my stomach turn.

On a side note, I made a damned fine Bloody Mary. I had an 8 strong stag do come in to the bar on a Sunday morning. I made them all Bloody Marys and they said they were damned good. 7 months later one of them came in and remembered me and my drink. I was rather happy with that

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#40 undead_shadow

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:17 PM

You're a bar maid???

That does come with a compulsory french maid outfit right?

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#41 Lektor

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:58 PM

If only my friend, if only...

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#42 undead_shadow

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:49 PM

Okay, Lektor, we need to talk.

I think our relationship is moving too fast and...

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#43 adam_0

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 12:18 AM

QUOTE (Lektor @ Apr 22 2009, 01:10 PM)

I've never got tomato as a drink.

Could'a had a V8. And not THAT kind...

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 10:44 AM

So this is an ATT parody of a B&B topic that rather sucked to begin with? I have tried and tried to find humor in this situation but it is just not coming.

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#45 adam_0

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 10:52 AM

QUOTE (gray_shirt_ninja @ Apr 23 2009, 08:44 AM)

I have tried and tried to find a bucket in this situation but it is just not coming.

Keep searching for the bucket. If you do not find it, it will find you.

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

#46 Lektor

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 03:55 PM

The humour is derived by laughing at Shlimazel's total lack of originality and humour!

Obvious...

"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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