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The facts as they are. And everything but the facts.

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 06:27 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Dec 13 2008, 12:29 PM, said:

You are aware of what happened the last time B&B tried to stir up trouble in here, aren't you Spoony? And for approximately how long it happened?

I'm not sure if 'trouble' and what I had in mind are per se the same thing. I was thinking of it as good natured bantering.

View PostPufer, on Dec 13 2008, 12:31 PM, said:

If I understand this diagram correctly, the ATT has all the water, all the grass, and the capacity to get laid on the dark side, whereas the BnB has brains, a bunch of dirt, and the capacity to hear stuff? It looks to me like the dark side is the cool side of the elephant.

As such, we just gonna' be cool down here, hit some grass, drink some water, and then maybe we'll walk on over to a cuddly member of the opposite sex, get their dark side all warmed up with a nice massage with our trunk, and then go to bone city with them. What do you think?

Y'all just sit up there listening and thinking about how much fun we be having and how goddamned hot it is up on the parched light side.

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View PostShlimazel, on Dec 13 2008, 02:17 PM, said:

Sith Lord Pufer; Hangin' with the dark side

Hey.. wait... you weren't supposed to like it! :P

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Posted 13 December 2008 - 06:29 PM

As a result of the first few posts of this topic, and more specifically the posters, I thought I'd fallen asleep and woken up a year ago...

Also, leather gloves, proper nice leather gloves, can be used for both warmth and driving. I drive in mine, and they are always warm enough for me. And I live in England.
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 08:20 PM

You should know by now that England doesn't count. :P

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 07:42 AM

Hey! We were in charge of the world before you were!

... and we were popular when it was our turn as well...
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:32 AM

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And I live in England.


I could have sworn that you were Tazmanian...

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 12:44 PM

Well you're wrong. Not for the first time, not for the last...
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 02:04 PM

Also, it's entirely possible that you British types are all a bunch of pansies anyway.

According to the weather channel, you're sitting in the fog at a toasty 37 degrees (2.8 Celsius) right now, whereas I'm sitting in the snow at 4 degrees (-15.6 C) with a wind chill of -8 (-22.3 C). Of course, whereas it's night off in your neck of the woods, it's noon here! It's easy keeping your hands warm when it never properly gets cold. :P

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 02:09 PM

I have a broken Pez dispenser if anyone needs it for his banana.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:50 PM

View PostMispeled, on Dec 14 2008, 02:09 PM, said:

I have a broken Pez dispenser if anyone needs it for his banana.

I think I've just been propositioned! :P
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:07 PM

Mispelled: Hey baby, wanna see my pez dispenser?

Rickton: Oh yeah, my banana has a desperate need for it!

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:39 PM

View PostLektor, on Dec 14 2008, 06:42 AM, said:

... and we were popular when it was our turn as well...


Yeah, that's why the famous first line of the Declaration of Independence is:

"It's not you. It's us."

:P

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 08:20 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Dec 14 2008, 01:07 PM, said:

Mispelled: Hey baby, wanna see my pez dispenser?

Rickton: Oh yeah, my banana has a desperate need for it!



Haha! HAHAHA!

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 09:39 PM

View Postmoonunit4eva, on Dec 15 2008, 01:20 AM, said:

Haha! HAHAHA!

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 10:42 PM

View PostPufer, on Dec 14 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

Also, it's entirely possible that you British types are all a bunch of pansies anyway.

According to the weather channel, you're sitting in the fog at a toasty 37 degrees (2.8 Celsius) right now, whereas I'm sitting in the snow at 4 degrees (-15.6 C) with a wind chill of -8 (-22.3 C). Of course, whereas it's night off in your neck of the woods, it's noon here! It's easy keeping your hands warm when it never properly gets cold. :P

-Pufer

bah, silly folks in Colorado. Our high was -2F (-18.© and wind chills easily soar down to the -30F area (-34.4C).

Therefore; B&B > Wyoming > ATT > British


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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:06 PM

View PostSpoony, on Dec 13 2008, 05:27 PM, said:

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:28 PM

I just had the thought that rule 34 probably applies to Pez Dispensers and Bananas.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:49 PM

View PostCapt. Editor, on Dec 14 2008, 08:42 PM, said:

bah, silly folks in Colorado. Our high was -2F (-18.© and wind chills easily soar down to the -30F area (-34.4C).

Therefore; B&B > Wyoming > ATT > British
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As of this moment, weather.com is saying that conditions are identical between our respective towns (-8, windchill in the mid -20s). Lek is still wandering around in a balmy 34 degrees.

Actually, this is rather annoying as I have to drive into Boulder tomorrow morning for a Civil Procedure final pre-dawn. The streets were s### all day today in the sun, I hate to think what's going to be going on tomorrow morning before 7.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:11 AM

View PostPufer, on Dec 14 2008, 09:49 PM, said:

As of this moment, weather.com is saying that conditions are identical between our respective towns (-8, windchill in the mid -20s). Lek is still wandering around in a balmy 34 degrees.

Actually, this is rather annoying as I have to drive into Boulder tomorrow morning for a Civil Procedure final pre-dawn. The streets were s### all day today in the sun, I hate to think what's going to be going on tomorrow morning before 7.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:44 AM

Virgin snow is cool, snowpacked & icy rather sucks.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 01:20 AM

IT's snowing here tooo!!!!!

And my car stopped working today!
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 01:33 AM

View PostThe Journalist, on Dec 14 2008, 10:20 PM, said:

IT's snowing here tooo!!!!!

And my car stopped working today!

Loser, my car works great.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 01:58 AM

:shrug: 19 months out of a $450 cat isn't bad.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 10:38 AM

Man it doesn't snow in Georgia until after the New Year. If even then.

View PostThe Journalist, on Dec 15 2008, 01:58 AM, said:

:shrug: 19 months out of a $450 cat isn't bad.

If I paid $450 for a cat, I'd sure want it to live a lot longer than 19 months. Hell, the stray cat we found on the street when I was a kid lived for at least 15 years.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:20 PM

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Haha! HAHAHA!

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You just made my day!


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Loser, my car works great.


You sissy. Real men's cars don't work. They just have them so they can say they do.

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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:39 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Dec 15 2008, 02:20 PM, said:

You sissy. Real men's cars don't work. They just have them so they can say they do.

I guess that makes me a woman then. At least I'm not an animal, like you! :P
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