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What not to do as a Roommate

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 04:49 AM

I know someone who spiked someone with laxatives. Turns out it's not as funny as you think, he had to get his stomach pumped...
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 01:25 PM

View PostLektor, on Nov 15 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Find his phone, scroll to his girlfriends number and send her a text saying "Don't worry, she'll never find out. X"

I can't wait to get a room mate...



Put chili in everything you cook for them...

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 01:47 PM

What the ###### is chilli?

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 05:59 PM

You're kidding right?

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 06:06 PM

You should edit you're post, because its not correct.
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Posted 16 November 2008 - 06:13 PM

I know what chili is. It's a bunch of crap mixed together in a sauce and served in a bowl with beans (or on top of spaghetti if you live in the area surrounding Cincinnati, Ohio).

I similarly know what chile is. It's a genre of peppers, typically associated with spiciness. Both chiles and chilies are acceptable plurals.

It is possible to call chile chili if you're uneducated, but you should always include "pepper" after it to distinguish it from chili, as in the stew-type stuff.

You cannot call either chile or chili "chilly." Chilly is a synonym of "cold" or "brisk," as in, "It's chilly out this morning, bring a sweater."

Chilli is etymologically false (if should be pronounced "chee-yee" if it means the same thing as chile or chili pepper). It's not a word. Some people (especially balmy British types) have deigned to use it as a word, so it has entered into the common vernacular, but that is not to say that it actually means anything. It's not one of those color-colour things where both are technically correct depending on where you are; technically speaking, chilli can't be a word.

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Posted 16 November 2008 - 09:13 PM

View PostLektor, on Nov 16 2008, 05:49 AM, said:

I know someone who spiked someone with laxatives. Turns out it's not as funny as you think, he had to get his stomach pumped...


If you're too heavy handed with the ex-lax, yes, bad things can happen.
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:26 PM

View Postdude3, on Nov 16 2008, 11:06 PM, said:

You should edit you're post, because its not correct.


If you want to split hairs, so should you...

View PostPufer, on Nov 16 2008, 11:13 PM, said:

(SNIP)

Beaten and very surprised.

Miscrosoft Works Word Processor had no problem with it...

F***ing windows...

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:34 PM

View Postundead_shadow, on Nov 17 2008, 12:26 PM, said:

If you want to split hairs, so should you...

He was making fun of you by making an intentional mistake.
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 12:54 PM

View PostRickton, on Nov 17 2008, 05:34 PM, said:

He was making fun of you by making an intentional mistake.

:P

Beaten again then...
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Posted 17 November 2008 - 01:54 PM

My friends are so depressed
I feel the question of your loneliness
Confide...'cause I'll be on your side
You know I will, you know I will

Ex-girlfriend called me up
Alone and desperate on the prison phone
They want to give her seven years
For being sad

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself

My friends are so distressed
And standing on the brink of emptiness
No words I know of to express
This emptiness

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself

Imagine me, taught by tragedy
Release is peace

I heard a little girl
And what she said was something beautiful
To give your love no matter what
Is what she said

I love all of you
Hurt by the cold
So hard and lonely too
When you don't know yourself

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 02:53 PM

I think he means don't sing to them...

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 01:07 PM

Or at the very least, don't sing that song to them...
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Posted 18 November 2008 - 04:02 PM

But any Monty Python song is a definite winner :P

Especially the "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me" one ;)
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 08:07 AM

View Postundead_shadow, on Nov 18 2008, 10:02 PM, said:

But any Monty Python song is a definite winner :P


'Cept that's a Red Hot Chili Pepper's song ;)
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Posted 20 November 2008 - 01:26 PM

:P

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 12:35 AM

Arrogant?

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 04:04 AM

I think you meant to say "ignorant."
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:49 AM

Probably... unless I'm arrogant enough to want everyone else to understand me?


What ever... I still don't understand the Red reference...
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 06:37 AM

What Red reference?

I want to buy a Monty Python song book, they have some charming little ditties that would be awesome to learn for the piano.

I'd love to be able to break out in to "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis", complete with musical accompaniment.
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 11:38 AM

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What Red reference?

That's what I want to know:

View PostJeremiah, on Nov 20 2008, 01:07 PM, said:

'Cept that's a Red Hot Chili Pepper's song :P



View PostLektor, on Nov 21 2008, 11:37 AM, said:

What Red reference?

I want to buy a Monty Python song book, they have some charming little ditties that would be awesome to learn for the piano.

I'd love to be able to break out in to "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis", complete with musical accompaniment.


I think that's every Monty Python's fans dream... other then paying for an argument of course...
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Posted 21 November 2008 - 05:08 PM

There was a discussion on what a chili was, Pufer spanked everyone as usual; I posted my favourite Chili Peppers song, the end.

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 06:27 PM

You have out smarted us all...


Don't do that to your roommate :P
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 01:06 PM

So it was a chili reference, not a red reference.

I'm confused. Lets talk about other humourous text messages you can send with your room mates phone...
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 08:28 PM

"So... what's your mum's phone number again?"
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