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#51 User is offline   Sundered Angel 

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Posted 21 October 2008 - 09:53 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Oct 22 2008, 12:50 AM, said:

We're talking about Shlimazel. Ya know, the guy who started the tuning fork thing (that we shall never speak of again) and writes cool EVN stories. Lektor is the one who called him a heretic.

Fair enough.

Possible replacement accusations include "Apostate!" (if Shlimazel was once a believer), "Blasphemer!" (if Shlimazel's words were a slight upon the Almighty), and "Strumpet!" (if Shlimazel is a woman of dubious virtue in a specific historical period).

Incidentally, typing "Shlimazel" three times without a typo is surprisingly challenging.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 12:27 AM

Virtue is for suckers.

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 03:02 AM

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 05:14 AM

View PostSundered Angel, on Oct 22 2008, 01:04 AM, said:

"Strumpet!" (if Lektor is a woman of dubious virtue in a specific historical period).


I prefer trollop, thank you very much. :P
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 10:08 AM

View PostSundered Angel, on Oct 21 2008, 10:53 PM, said:

Incidentally, typing "Shlimazel" three times without a typo is surprisingly challenging.


It's not for me....

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:09 AM

View PostSponge Tom, on Oct 22 2008, 03:08 PM, said:

Is there something wrong with me?


I wouldn't be asking that. Not here.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:10 AM

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Is there something wrong with me?


No, I think that that actually qualifies you for the Shlimazel Seal of Approval.

And no, I'm not a woman of dubious virtue, in case anyone was wondering.

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Posted 22 October 2008 - 04:07 PM

Not old enough to be a women...
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 04:43 PM

View PostLektor, on Oct 22 2008, 05:07 PM, said:

Not old enough to be a women...

Not plural enough to be a women either.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 09:11 PM

View PostRickton, on Oct 22 2008, 09:43 PM, said:

Not plural enough to be a women either.

I dunno. "Shlimazel" wouldn't make for a bad plural, really. Or at least a group noun.
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Posted 22 October 2008 - 09:53 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Oct 22 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

I dunno. "Shlimazel" wouldn't make for a bad plural, really. Or at least a group of nuns.


Fixed.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 03:27 AM

I thought American's preferred dropping the 'u' over the 'o'...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 11:30 AM

View PostLektor, on Oct 23 2008, 04:27 AM, said:

I thought American's preferred dropping the 'u' over the 'o'...

Well, one thing I know is that we don't prefer using apostrophe's with our plural's.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:59 PM

Grammar was never my strong suit. I have enough trouble remembering the differences between they're, their and there, not to mention through, thought and though. Heck, I need to take a minute to remember left or right. Dyslexia does that to a man. So I'm afraid that I make those sort of mistakes all the time, all I can ask is your patience in reading and dealing with my poor use of the poor apostrophes.

Won't someone think of the apostrophes!?!
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:47 PM

I would think of the apostrophes, but they might take it as an insult. Unless my reputation has healed, it'd be like Osama endorsing Obama.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 04:54 PM

So many people on these boards claim to have dyslexia. I wonder how many actually do...
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:12 PM

It's relative based on the number of people who claim to not have dyslexia.

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 07:19 PM

View Postephrin, on Oct 23 2008, 05:54 PM, said:

So many people on these boards claim to have dyslexia. I wonder how many actually do...


Finding out would be a better use of time than participating in ATT. So don't try to find out.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 03:29 AM

View Postephrin, on Oct 23 2008, 10:54 PM, said:

So many people on these boards claim to have dyslexia. I wonder how many actually do...


Answered your poll. You wanna see some sort of doctor's note? Family history? Grammar and spelling test results from school? (Incase you were wondering, top of my class for creative writing and reading, pretty much bottom on spelling and grammar)
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 07:50 PM

In other news, kumquat.
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:23 PM

I remember eating kumquats all the time when I was a kid, but I can't remember having eaten a single kumquat since I started college. I've been going through a major personal kumquat drought without even realizing it.

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 01:56 AM

I just had a kumquat for the first time earlier this year and I don't know where they've been all my life.
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 02:31 AM

View PostPufer, on Oct 25 2008, 03:23 AM, said:

I remember eating kumquats all the time when I was a kid, but I can't remember having eaten a single kumquat since I started college. I've been going through a major personal kumquat drought without even realizing it.

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 03:25 PM

If I lived in the US, I'd pretty much live on Mountain Dew. They stopped selling it here years ago, and I miss it terribly...
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Posted 25 October 2008 - 04:41 PM

I am not a plural!

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