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mrxak is dangerous He must be stopped

#51 User is offline   CrazyChick 

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:06 AM

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All this makes me laugh when people say that the Americans speak English.
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Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:47 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Sep 23 2008, 02:06 AM, said:

All this makes me laugh when people say that the Americans speak English.


Indeed, we speak American. While you're spending all your time worshiping how the Queen talks, we're originals. :P

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 06:00 AM

View Postmrxak, on Sep 21 2008, 08:14 AM, said:

WTF is a biro?

BeSt QuEsTiOn EvEr...

cOnSiDeRiNg HoW DaNgErOuS hE's SuPpOsSeD tO bE...

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 01:25 AM

WTF is wrong with ballpoint? It says what it is.
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:28 PM

Quote

...The pen is mightier than the sword...


Can't remember where it's from though :P
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 12:40 PM

He who lives by the pen, shall die by the pen.

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:58 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Sep 28 2008, 11:28 AM, said:

Can't remember where it's from though :P


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=dLplQWB2S_8

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:04 AM

:P

Nudge nudge, know what I mean.
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 10:04 PM

Definitely two of the best Python sketches....
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Posted 29 September 2008 - 10:41 PM

I'm quite fond of the Dull Life of a City Stockbroker.

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:14 PM

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That's a biro. It's a prime example of a company having such a big presence, that the brand name is used more than the item name. Another good example being a Hoover...

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:23 PM

Speaking of pens, I'm always amused by the fact that NASA spent millions of dollars to create a pen that could write in space, and the Cosmonauts just used a pencil.
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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:43 PM

View PostLektor, on Sep 30 2008, 01:14 PM, said:

That's a biro. It's a prime example of a company having such a big presence, that the brand name is used more than the item name. Another good example being a Hoover...


Kleenex is the only acceptable one of those things (it's shorter than "facial tissue"). Making sure to pick up the biros before hoovering the rug is just ridiculous.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 02:23 AM

Not as ridiculous as this Swiss Army Knife...

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 06:48 AM

View PostLektor, on Oct 1 2008, 07:23 AM, said:

Not as ridiculous as this Swiss Army Knife...

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I thought the idea on those things was that it should go in your pocket?
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 06:58 AM

Even if I had a pocket big enough, I'm sure it would pull my trousers down, and trust me, from my own experience, that doesn't go down well in public...
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:40 AM

Hey, I've had those dreams too.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:49 AM

I saw one of those in a store when I was in Switzerland.


Yeah, I just wanted to point out I'd been to Switzerland. :P
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:50 AM

View PostRickton, on Oct 1 2008, 02:49 PM, said:

I saw one of those in a store when I was in Switzerland.
Yeah, I just wanted to point out I'd been to Switzerland. :P


How big was the strap? It must have had a strap.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 10:00 AM

As I recall it comes with a pouch, with what can only be described as an 'optimistic' belt loop.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 12:26 PM

Instead of the ridiculous number of knives, it should have a sharpener. It would lose at least 4 inches.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 02:00 PM

It can do all this, and you're still not happy?

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 06:34 PM

All I need to get through life is a knife, a striking block and a corkscrew.

I'm sure everybody can agree with that.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 11:02 PM

I'll take a churchkey above the corkscrew.

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 11:56 PM

Finally a SAN with an Allen Key.
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