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#26 Edwin|

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 08:44 PM

mrxak, on Jul 4 2008, 03:12 AM, said:

No, I'm gonna need the head largely intact.

Also, I ask you where I'm going to find a real sword on short notice.

is there a Knife Shop near you? they also sell both swords and axes

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 09:58 PM

Just to let you know, after watching a programme about preparing animals after slaughter, and reading this topic last night, I had a very strange dream about cutting off a man's head.

He was alive, and although at the beginning of the dream he was a very unwilling participant in a murder plot, by the end he was explaining to me how I should best do the job.

Incidentally, there was no blood, and it cut like a well hung lamb. He was talking until his throat was severed, which was odd.

And just for your information, I started off with a fairly robust bread knife, which seemed to turn into a heavy duty hacksaw half way through.

Thanks for that experience.

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:37 PM

If you want a easy to get, cheap, disposable sword of a type, go to your local hardware store and buy a machete. The steel is pretty soft, but strong enough for your job.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:07 AM

If this discussion weren't disturbing enough already, it just got more so. So, I feel that I must reiterate ths point:

Killing people is wrong. Cutting off the head of a living human being is a terrible thing to do, no matter what method you choose to do it with. And that includes using a really, really slow moving laser that gives the protagonist plenty of time to escape from whatever bonds he or she happens to be entrapped in.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:34 PM

Edwin|, on Jul 4 2008, 08:44 PM, said:

is there a Knife Shop near you? they also sell both swords and axes

I assume the capitals imply the name of a chain, in which case I've never heard of such a place.

Sundered Angel, on Jul 5 2008, 01:07 AM, said:

Thanks, SA, I'll keep that in mind next time.

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 09:01 AM

Theoretically a hack saw would be fun, but I would need two heads, so I could try starting at the front and the back.

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:31 PM

mrxak, on Jul 4 2008, 04:12 AM, said:

No, I'm gonna need the head largely intact.

Also, I ask you where I'm going to find a real sword on short notice.

Your town doesn't have a fantasy/medieval extremist specialty shop?

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:31 PM

I'm hoping this topic has nothing to do with your next hosted game of GTW...

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:24 AM

The clear answer here is the hacksaw. My gut reaction was to go with chainsaw, but I realized a hacksaw is also sufficiently gory and painful, with the wonderful bonus of being a much more 'hands-on' experience and being much quieter than a chainsaw, allowing me to either substitute in my own chainsaw soudn effects or whistle up a merry tune.

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:43 AM

lemonyscapegoat, on Jul 11 2008, 09:24 AM, said:

Hey there ATT, I'm back.

Unfortunately.

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 02:39 PM

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 08:11 PM

Manta, on Jul 11 2008, 10:43 AM, said:

Unfortunately.

I luffles you too Manta. Honestly though, I sort of had the vibe that you were one of the people who didn't hate me. I was mistaken then?

I guess so.

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 10:05 PM

lemonyscapegoat, on Jul 12 2008, 08:11 PM, said:

I luffles you too Manta. Honestly though, I sort of had the vibe that you were one of the people who didn't hate me. I was mistaken then?

You are not mistaken. I was just in a bad sort of mood, saw a cheap shot and decided to take it. Truthfully unless your someone like moosemoss, odds are extremely good that I don't hate you.

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 11:26 PM

Or motherlove. Does anyone remember motherlove?

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 07:34 PM

Mispeled, on Jul 12 2008, 03:39 PM, said:

Anyone know whatever happened to the Apple Cøre? I haven't seen him around in a long time.

He shows up on #att occasionally, but I don't see much from him.

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 06:33 AM

Anyone know where my marbles have got to?

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 08:43 AM

lemonyscapegoat, on Jul 13 2008, 11:11 AM, said:

Honestly though, I sort of had the vibe that you were one of the people who didn't hate me.

I don't see who does hate you.

Anyone?

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 09:48 PM

I'll hate lemonyscapegoat if you want, and throw in hating YOU.

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 09:02 AM

So who added the fifth option? mrxak?

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 12:29 PM

Killing people is wrong?

I've made a terrible mistake...

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 05:56 PM

Mispeled, on Jul 21 2008, 09:02 AM, said:

So who added the fifth option? mrxak?

Nope, not me. My guess is SA.

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 10:48 PM

Shlimazel, on Jul 21 2008, 01:29 PM, said:

Killing people is wrong?

I've made a terrible mistake...

I take it someone's been watching Arrested Development.

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 12:19 AM

It's pretty ridiculous how much I love that show. I should do another marathon...

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 07:38 AM

mrxak, on Jul 22 2008, 01:19 AM, said:

It's pretty ridiculous how much I love that show. I should do another marathon...

Not really, it's probably one of the best things that's come out of 21st century television.

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:38 AM

I finally decided to watch all of Arrested Development this summer, and am getting into the last season. I don't know what I'll do when it's gone.

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