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Posted 14 July 2008 - 06:32 AM
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 03:55 PM
Because the chips want to use the computer, but they keep falling off the keys.
Why do some people have an ability to keep talking and talking without ever running out of anything to talk about?
Why do some people have an ability to keep talking and talking without ever running out of anything to talk about?
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I shat a bottle of rope.
I shat a bottle of rope.
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 11:02 PM
Why do people not start off their questions with "Why do..."? 
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 01:51 AM
Because there are some who never will.
Why do goose-pimples pimple?
Why do goose-pimples pimple?
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:22 AM
Jeremiah, on Jul 14 2008, 11:51 PM, said:
Because there are some who never will.
Why do goose-pimples pimple?
Why do goose-pimples pimple?
Refer to Chapter 2, section 1.2, sub section 6, article 9, paragraph 4 of your ATT Manuel
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 06:38 AM
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 03:54 PM
riddlemaster GX, on Jul 14 2008, 05:47 PM, said:
why do humans always create war or tyranny?
While there are plenty of resources to go around, some regions were blessed with more than others, and not everyone has the skill and technology to exploit their own local resources. As such, power is desirable since it allows one to survive, attract a mate, and keep one's offspring alive. To a lesser but still important extent, the use of power to keep one's extended family, tribe, and nation alive and prosperous is also desirable. Power is the ability to get the resources needed to do this. The acquisition of power is influenced heavily by one's basic human skills of strength, intellect, and leadership. Those who have the strength, intellect, or will to gather power will do so in the ways they are best able. The strong bully the weak, the smart outwit and plot, the skilled leaders convince others to do as they command. It is through this that tyrants are made. As the resources are locally limited or unexploitable, conflicts arise, thus you have war.
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Posted 03 August 2008 - 03:04 AM
Ma paw is ma brother an' also ma uncle and he touches me at night.
Why does the ATT resemble an e-mail inbox?
Why does the ATT resemble an e-mail inbox?
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 01:12 AM
They don't. You're crazy.
Why do companies resist universal standards?
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Why do companies resist universal standards?
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 11:49 AM
Globalisation
Why do parrots talk so much crap?
Why do parrots talk so much crap?
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 05:20 PM
It's really not a lot relative to how much crap comes out the other end.
Why do I achieve lucid dream state only after I've been violently killed in my nightmares?
Why do I achieve lucid dream state only after I've been violently killed in my nightmares?
I guess so.
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Posted 06 August 2008 - 11:58 PM
There's a small lemur living in your hippocampus.
Why do furniture companies insist on making furniture as heavy as possible?
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Why do furniture companies insist on making furniture as heavy as possible?
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:59 AM
Because they're in cahoots with the accident claim companies, making lots of money from broken backs.
Why does the wind blow so hard early in the morning?
Why does the wind blow so hard early in the morning?
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 12:56 PM
Because the pocket of low pressure generated by the air being warmed when the sun rises creates wind.
Why was it so sunny and hot yesterday yet cloudy and cold today?
Why was it so sunny and hot yesterday yet cloudy and cold today?
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:59 PM
God is conspiring against your neighbor three doors down, you're just collateral damage.
Why do some people think that dancing is the height of entertainment?
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Why do some people think that dancing is the height of entertainment?
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 01:54 AM
It's all the BeeGees fault.
Why do I keep getting stared at by people?
Why do I keep getting stared at by people?
