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#51 Jeremiah

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 03:52 AM

Lektor, on Jun 23 2008, 08:51 PM, said:

Well you could ask some of your other gay friends. Maybe some of them aren't as much of a lightweight as you, and can actually remember.

I was trying to fit a third in there also, but I think those two should do it

If you're standing in a bar, and a happy hour is suddenly announced, where cocktails are 50% off, I think all red blooded males would have some JACK SEX too.

gray_shirt_ninja, on Jun 24 2008, 02:46 AM, said:

Why were you having sex with Jack on the beach? Would you like to come out of the closet? And who's Jack? I don't know him.

I like to ask him the same questions.

Evility is Reality.

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 12:34 AM

Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Jun 3 2008, 09:30 PM, said:

Hey, I haven't been here for three months because my computer finally died. But I got a PSP so I'm back! So, what'd I miss?

I didn't post here for a year and a half at one point...Three months is a good break.

Sundered Angel, on Jun 6 2008, 08:39 PM, said:

Moving right along, I don't believe that we've discussed recently the forum guidelines on derailing threads. I personally believe that dramatic shifts in thread topic detract from the readability of the forum - what are your thoughts?

**oh the irony**

Sundered Angel, on Jun 7 2008, 12:57 PM, said:

little fire and brimstone.

You seem to like this topic.

zurdo, on Jun 8 2008, 05:49 PM, said:

There's nothing terribly distinctive up here. I've noticed a lot of restaurants serving stuff with "a northwest twist," but I have no idea what said twist is. Maybe it's a special flavor which turns people into environmentalists.

Salmon man, salmon.

Pufer, on Jun 9 2008, 10:06 PM, said:

Little do the environmentalists know, but that special flavor in everything is salmon killed by dam-building mixed with sap from the razing of thousand year old pine forests, all irradiated down at Hanford.

-Pufer

Actually the environmentalists know about it and are protesting on blogs from there well cooled houses built of lumber in the the city of Portland or Seattle. They also drive to rallies, in their Toyota Prius's that have battery's made primarily of heavy metals that poison the environment when disposed of, to protest with wooden signs while holding up traffic increasing car fumes. But I think they definitely know.

Pufer, on Jun 16 2008, 08:50 PM, said:

We don't need a chairman, loosely-bound anarchy is just fine.

-Pufer

**Mental dilemma**

#53 Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 03:35 PM

Okay, I'm not completely back yet. I have such a short attention span I only read the first page. t Therefore, I have no life. I won't be back very often.

Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut

#54 zamzx zik

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 11:16 PM

Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Jun 30 2008, 08:35 PM, said:

Okay, I'm not completely back yet. I have such a short attention span I only read the first page. t Therefore, I have no life. I won't be back very often.

Have I reached the stupid quota?

#55 adam_0

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 12:33 AM

zamzx zik, on Jun 30 2008, 09:16 PM, said:

My thoughts exactly.

... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.

(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.

#56 Pufer

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 01:07 AM

Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox, on Jun 30 2008, 02:35 PM, said:

Okay, I'm not completely back yet. I have such a short attention span I only read the first page. t Therefore, I have no life. I won't be back very often.

If you have no life, shouldn't you be back more often? I'm not necessarily advocating it or anything, but I'm not following your logic.

-Pufer

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#57 Veritus Dartarion

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 01:29 AM

Pufer, on Jun 30 2008, 11:07 PM, said:

If you have no life, shouldn't you be back more often? I'm not necessarily advocating it or anything, but I'm not following your logic.

-Pufer

Presumably he has so little of a life that he views just being active on the boards as a social life by comparison.

INTELLECT: By convention there is sweetness, by convention bitterness, by convention color, in reality only atoms and the void.

SENSES: Foolish intellect! Do you seek to overthrow us, while it is from us that you take your evidence?

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 03:25 AM

Pufer, on Jun 30 2008, 11:07 PM, said:

If you have no life, shouldn't you be back more often? I'm not necessarily advocating it or anything, but I'm not following your logic.

-Pufer

Since when was did anyone here follow logic?

Veritus Dartarion, on Jun 30 2008, 11:29 PM, said:

Presumably he has so little of a life that he views just being active on the boards as a social life by comparison.

Pwned++

#59 Gray Shirt Ninja

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 08:23 PM

Pufer, on Jun 23 2008, 11:39 PM, said:

All you need to know is that he's a top.

-Pufer

He is a small wooden toy that spins rapidly to the delight of children? This changes everything!

Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

#60 Pufer

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 12:45 AM

gray_shirt_ninja, on Jul 1 2008, 07:23 PM, said:

He is a small wooden toy that spins rapidly to the delight of children? This changes everything!

Man that's kinky.

-Pufer

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#61 Lektor

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:46 PM

Pufer has a beard, I take his definition of kinky to be law.

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#62 Captain Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 10:30 PM

Actually I'm 14 for those of you who don't know. My mom took my PSP, my only internet source, and I occasionally sneak on my PSP. And I have no spell check, so excuse any spelling errors please.

Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut

#63 Pufer

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 12:15 AM

Does anyone actually spellcheck their posts?

-Pufer

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Posted 03 July 2008 - 12:49 AM

Pufer, on Jul 2 2008, 10:15 PM, said:

Does anyone actually spellcheck their posts?

-Pufer

Whenever you see the edit note underneath my post...

Also, Mozilla does it for me.

#65 Jeremiah

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 09:26 AM

Swithich, on Jul 3 2008, 05:49 AM, said:

Also, Mozilla does it for me.

Whatever floats your boat....

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#66 Shlimazel

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 10:37 AM

THE BEARD! THE BEARD!

#67 Pufer

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 11:05 PM

The beard floats your boat?

-Pufer

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#68 Lektor

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 03:40 AM

Well, hair does float quite well, I wonder if, theoretically, if one were to gather enough hair, one could indeed, float a boat?

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#69 Jeremiah

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 06:21 AM

Lektor, on Jul 8 2008, 08:40 AM, said:

Well, hair does float quite well, I wonder if, theoretically, if one were to gather enough hair, one could indeed, float a boat?

Pufer, could you float a boat on your head?

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#70 Pufer

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 11:50 PM

It'd be more resting there than floating.

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#71 Lektor

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:50 AM

Semantics

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#72 Mispeled

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:12 PM

If I'm not mistaken, hair isn't buoyant enough to really float. It just tends not to break the surface tension.

Pending News > VXI

#73 Pufer

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:20 AM

Well, then the boat would still be floating on water, just with hair in the water.

-Pufer

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha