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Internet pick-me-ups Smiles aplenty!

#76 User is offline   Pufer 

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 12:07 AM

That and hundreds of millions of dollars.

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 01:52 AM

Alcohol in a form saleable to minors = printing money.

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 12:20 PM

Seems a bit silly if ya ask me.
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Posted 24 June 2007 - 12:27 PM

View PostPufer, on Jun 24 2007, 01:07 AM, said:

That and hundreds of millions of dollars.

I skipped reading the actual thread, so I have no idea what is going on here, but I'll be damned if I don't start saying that at random in response to valid inquiries just to piss people off.
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:32 PM

This is so ######ing cute and...and...*sniff*...

Kiwi!

This post has been edited by Vell-os: 26 June 2007 - 11:36 PM

"If anyone tells you darkness is a bad thing, they've obviously never tried Guinness."

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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:34 PM

"You are hot. I would like to sex you in the worst way. Care to cyber?"

(Oh ... that's "pick-me-ups" not "pick-up lines"! Same thing though ...)

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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:39 PM

*cough*

I doubt that "cyber" is the worst way.
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:42 PM

Lobster is the worst way.

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"If anyone tells you darkness is a bad thing, they've obviously never tried Guinness."

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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:45 PM

I think that would probably be up for debate too.
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 12:25 AM

View PostVell-os, on Jun 26 2007, 10:32 PM, said:

This is so ######ing cute and...and...*sniff*...

Kiwi!


That is a great short, but it's certainly not a pick-me-up, it's a massive downer.

Anyway, as to pick up lines, "Hi there! I'm Pufer and I'm a 22 year old type who hasn't the faintest idea of what he's doing, however I happen to find you quite attractive so, thus, I am here to inquire as to whether [A] you happen to be available and [B] if so, if you would possibly consider having a relationship of some sort with me. I can tell you just about anything you'd like to know about me right now, you need only ask and I am, indeed, open to just about any variety of relationship that you'd like. So, how about it?"

Don't believe that's how I talk? That's actually a transcription of something I've recorded here (I can't seem to get it out of mov format, so you have to watch it in video form. I've thrown in the world famous Snuffles pic for Lobster's enjoyment).

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 12:28 AM

You sound exactly how I had pictured.

It doesn't count though. It wasn't REAL.
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 12:48 AM

The slowly enlarging bear was slightly terrifying.

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 07:02 AM

I am the best way.

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:04 AM

I beg to differ.

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 08:48 AM

Please do.
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 11:40 AM

Yes, please show me. :P

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:11 PM

*turns around quickly*
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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:23 PM

*flaps arms*

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Posted 27 June 2007 - 09:39 PM

I think I might rather watch Lobster, on second thought :P
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 04:18 AM

Boy: Hi there, would you like to see my watch? it's magic! It can tell me what colour your underwear is!

*points watch at girl*

Boy: Hmm, it says you're not wearing any!

*girl laughs*

Girl: Hah! Yes I am!

Boy: Hmm

*checks watch again*

Boy: Ahh, I see, it's an hour fast...

Either that one or:

"Get your coat, I've got a knife"

That one got a friend of mine slapped...
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 11:49 AM

The first one is funny, but any guy actually said that would get an eye roll where the girl apparently says, "Yes I am."
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 12:06 PM

Well, an eye roll works as well, Yes I am is the usual answer because the girls wants to prove the guy wrong and get rid of him :P
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 12:16 PM

How many times have you used that one, Lek :P
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 02:28 PM

Never! Seen it a few times though, perks of working in a bar...
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Posted 30 June 2007 - 07:50 PM

Oh yes, you're the advice giver, eh?
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