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CrazyChick, on Feb 11 2007, 01:47 AM, said:
Sorry, my medals are up in the attic, and I'm not going up there! There are spiders the size of my hand up there!
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Posted 11 February 2007 - 02:51 PM
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 12:48 AM
Once upon a time, I was cleaning up an apartment after a tenant moved out and found a box of stuff in a closet. Wondering whether I should throw it away or if the guy was going to come back to get it, I cracked it open and began to rummage through it. Nothing but crumpled up newspaper, packing peanuts, and one hell of a big spider. Being rather shocked at this development, I dropped the box immediately, spilling the stuff inside.
Looking down, I found, much to my chagrin, that the "spider" had been nothing but a mass of black twine. I picked the twine up to peer at it, laughing at my stupidity only to find that, in the midst of the twine, there was a rather large, black, and very real spider looking back at me. After jumping up and down on top of the twine for a while, I decided that maybe I'd start on the other newly vacant apartment at the complex across the street and save that one for later.
-Pufer
Looking down, I found, much to my chagrin, that the "spider" had been nothing but a mass of black twine. I picked the twine up to peer at it, laughing at my stupidity only to find that, in the midst of the twine, there was a rather large, black, and very real spider looking back at me. After jumping up and down on top of the twine for a while, I decided that maybe I'd start on the other newly vacant apartment at the complex across the street and save that one for later.
-Pufer
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 12:59 AM
Anaxagoras, on Feb 12 2007, 08:51 AM, said:
Scaredy-cat.
Some of those things use their webs as trampolines! They've got fangs the size of a kitchen knife! I swear...
Yeah, ok, I'm scared of spiders. I admit it. Also wetas, after an occurence when I was three.
And the winner of the text only entry goes to CrazyChick for "Watch for B&B on bridge." Encountering the B&B anywhere is dangerous enough. Throwing a bridge into the recipe is an equation for disaster. - Ragashingo
