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You know, when you go to a doctor for a yearly check-up and they measure your height and weight and stuff, and put a little dot on the graph to see how you compare to your fellow supposedly female young people?
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 04:32 AM
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 04:38 AM
Um, no, I don't know. I don't think I've had a yearly checkup since I was about seven. But when I went to get my arm X-rayed, I said to the doctor "I bet you I weigh thirty-five kg." and he said "How old are you?" and I said "Eleven" and he said "No, you'll weigh forty at least." and I weighed myself on his scales and I weighed 35 kg, give or take a hundred grams.
I can give you my height and weight anyway. Yeah, yeah, I know, no proof.
I can give you my height and weight anyway. Yeah, yeah, I know, no proof.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 04:46 AM
So how old are you claiming to be anyway, 11?
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 04:37 PM
No, I'm thirteen. 11 was two years ago. But I might've been ten, so ten is three years ago, for the record. And that wasn't the most recent time I got my arm X-rayed, because the most recent was actually my wrist, last year. I popped a ligament when I tripped over playing netball. Netball is the second greatest sport ever, beaten only by tennis.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 07:35 PM
CrazyChick, on Feb 6 2007, 09:37 PM, said:
No, I'm thirteen. 11 was two years ago. But I might've been ten, so ten is three years ago, for the record. And that wasn't the most recent time I got my arm X-rayed, because the most recent was actually my wrist, last year. I popped a ligament when I tripped over playing netball. Netball is the second greatest sport ever, beaten only by tennis.
Hahahahaha Netball! I laugh at your puny netball.
Ankhwatcher scorns all sports.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 09:48 PM
Like basketball, only you can't dribble, and some people can't go all over the court. You use a smaller ball, and in my four or five netball years, I have seen about six boys playing.
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 01:14 AM
Okay, I've heard it said that you are 13, but this is still an unconfirmed rumor.
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 01:40 AM
CrazyChick, on Feb 6 2007, 02:50 AM, said:
Well, if The Apple Core is talking about me, then he realises that I am what I say I am, but I resent the fact that he thinks that I was trying to make him believe that I was a man because it's really your fualt, mrxak. And now I'm confused.
Actually, I was talking about mrxak.
You put what in my Power Mac?
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 03:59 AM
Woah, totally lost comprehension here.
(I'm not going to ask who Douglas Adams is, I'm just not!)
(I'm not going to ask who Douglas Adams is, I'm just not!)
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Posted 07 February 2007 - 02:35 PM
I guess I understand what he's saying, but it doesn't make any sense, so I'm just gonna move on.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:37 AM
CrazyChick, on Feb 7 2007, 01:59 AM, said:
(I'm not going to ask who Douglas Adams is, I'm just not!)
I'll forgive you for not knowing who Heinlein is, but Douglas Adams? I mean, c'mon!
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:34 PM
I think I read that once... At least the first book, but I was about eight, and so can't remember it that well. I do remember the babelfish translater, though.
[EDIT] And the lab rats! How could I have forgotten them?
[EDIT] And the lab rats! How could I have forgotten them?
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Posted 12 February 2007 - 08:06 PM
CrazyChick, on Feb 9 2007, 10:34 PM, said:
[EDIT] And the lab rats! How could I have forgotten them?
Well you could for starters: They were mice. Franky Mouse and Benjy Mouse
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Posted 13 February 2007 - 02:05 AM
Yeah, ok. I was eight! At least I remember they're superior to humans. And you can't fault me with the Babelfish.
(Just being righteously indignant. Doctor's orders.)
(Just being righteously indignant. Doctor's orders.)
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Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:03 PM
CrazyChick, on Feb 13 2007, 07:05 AM, said:
And you can't fault me with the Babelfish.
Yes I can.
CrazyChick, on Feb 9 2007, 10:34 PM, said:
I do remember the babelfish translater,
The babel fish was not a translator, it mere excreted a brainwave matrix. "The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish." So logically all you need is the matrix. Not the fish. QED.
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:14 AM
Quite.
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Posted 15 February 2007 - 02:54 AM
ankhwatcher, on Feb 15 2007, 07:03 AM, said:
The babel fish was not a translator, it mere excreted a brainwave matrix. "The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish." So logically all you need is the matrix. Not the fish. QED.
I'll stop talking about it, as I seem to always say the wrong thing. I do like the start, though.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 08:32 AM
I finally got my co-author to post something! Check it out!
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