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Or become a proffessional contortionist. Although I don't reccomend that because it will take years.
My feet are cold
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 12:30 AM
There clearly needs to be a study on the prefered sexual positions of professional contortionists. I'd probably even pay a nominal amount to read such a study purely out of curiosity.
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 02:11 PM
*looks up "nominal"*
Hm.
Me too.
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nom·i·nal /ˈnɒmənl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[nom-uh-nl]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. being such in name only; so-called; putative: a nominal treaty; the nominal head of the country.
2. (of a price, consideration, etc.) named as a mere matter of form, being trifling in comparison with the actual value; minimal.
3. of, pertaining to, or constituting a name or names.
4. Grammar. a. of, pertaining to, or producing a noun or nouns: a nominal suffix.
b. functioning as or like a noun.
5. assigned to a person by name: nominal shares of stock.
6. containing, bearing, or giving a name or names.
7. (of money, income, or the like) measured in an amount rather than in real value: Nominal wages have risen 50 percent, but real wages are down because of inflation.
8. Aerospace. performing or achieved within expected, acceptable limits; normal and satisfactory: The mission was nominal throughout.
9. Slang. done smoothly as expected: The space shot was nominal, proceeding without a hitch.
–noun 10. Grammar. a word or group of words functioning as a noun.
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[Origin: 1425–75; late ME nominalle of a noun < L nōminālis of, belonging to a name, nominal, equiv. to nōmin- (s. of nōmen; see nomen) + -ālis -al1]
—Synonyms 1. titular, formal.
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–adjective 1. being such in name only; so-called; putative: a nominal treaty; the nominal head of the country.
2. (of a price, consideration, etc.) named as a mere matter of form, being trifling in comparison with the actual value; minimal.
3. of, pertaining to, or constituting a name or names.
4. Grammar. a. of, pertaining to, or producing a noun or nouns: a nominal suffix.
b. functioning as or like a noun.
5. assigned to a person by name: nominal shares of stock.
6. containing, bearing, or giving a name or names.
7. (of money, income, or the like) measured in an amount rather than in real value: Nominal wages have risen 50 percent, but real wages are down because of inflation.
8. Aerospace. performing or achieved within expected, acceptable limits; normal and satisfactory: The mission was nominal throughout.
9. Slang. done smoothly as expected: The space shot was nominal, proceeding without a hitch.
–noun 10. Grammar. a word or group of words functioning as a noun.
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[Origin: 1425–75; late ME nominalle of a noun < L nōminālis of, belonging to a name, nominal, equiv. to nōmin- (s. of nōmen; see nomen) + -ālis -al1]
—Synonyms 1. titular, formal.
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006
Hm.
Me too.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 12:35 PM
Pufer, on Feb 27 2007, 12:30 AM, said:
There clearly needs to be a study on the prefered sexual positions of professional contortionists. I'd probably even pay a nominal amount to read such a study purely out of curiosity.
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I would two. Especially on the preffered sexual positions of two professional contrortioninsts together. Except that I wouldn't pay much. A very nominal fee it would need to be.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:49 PM
My feet are cold 
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 03:58 PM
I'm all warm, and I just ate a cadbury egg.
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 08:06 PM
My feet are cold, I'm half-naked, and I need to shave .
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 08:31 PM
I'm warm, I'm fully dressed, and I haven't shaved for 8 months but won't for a while yet.
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Posted 03 March 2007 - 05:53 PM
Now my feet are cold.
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Posted 04 March 2007 - 12:35 AM
You should return them to the store. They're probably defective.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 03:05 AM
Then what will he use to run from marauding tyrants?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 03:46 PM
mrxak, on Mar 2 2007, 01:58 PM, said:
I'm all warm, and I just ate a cadbury egg.
I'm jealous. I love Cadbury Eggs.
The Apple Cøre, on Mar 5 2007, 01:05 AM, said:
Then what will he use to run from marauding tyrants?
He'll become not-as-fully-dressed and reveal *ahem* himself in his full glory. The marauding tyrants will then stop and look on in wonder as he pulls out a bazooka and blows them all to hell.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 06:21 PM
wolfman_rec, on Mar 5 2007, 03:46 PM, said:
I'm jealous. I love Cadbury Eggs.
It was actually not so good. I dunno, maybe it was too warm and melty.
Anyway, my feet are cold.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:19 PM
I was just about to say, "Well, put it in the 'My Feet Are Cold' topic, you eggs!" Well, um, this is the 'My Feet Are Cold' topic. Turns out the yolks on me.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:14 AM
yolk's.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:41 AM
Youlkis.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 07:31 PM
My whole body is cold. I wish I had something hot to eat. 
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:55 PM
Go microwave someone from #ev3.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 12:53 AM
Mmm.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:12 AM
I got cheesy bread instead.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:11 AM
Sounds good.
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