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#51 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 04:11 PM

I dunno, I like the pudgy girls more than the stick-girls.

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 04:45 PM

Models have never had much fat.
Some of the models today have no fat and barely enough muscle to stand up. Starve them for a day, and they're in a coma. Better give them a shot of glucose in the next five minutes. Bump them, and they may very well fall apart. Honestly, who would be stupid enough to buy this propaganda of "slimmer is better" and take it that far?

I wish I weren't exaggerating. And it's probably too serious for Trash Talk. But you pointed the subject that way...
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#53 User is offline   Anaxagoras 

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:14 PM

View PostThe Apple Cøre, on Oct 18 2006, 05:45 PM, said:

Bump them, and they may very well fall apart.

This is how I interpreted that:
"Awwww yeeaaaah... Uuunnnggghhh... Hey, honey, why aren't you breathing."

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 05:21 PM

TAC is right. http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com Wait a few seconds, and a film will load. It shows the difference between how a model looks before makeup/hair/etc, compared with her image on a billboard. Its amazing how much she changes. She doesn't look like herself at all.
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Posted 18 October 2006 - 06:40 PM

I've seen pics... I've never considered her pudgy. :P So therefore, in my book, she IS NOT.

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 08:57 PM

View PostThe Apple Cøre, on Oct 18 2006, 03:45 PM, said:

Models have never had much fat.
Some of the models today have no fat and barely enough muscle to stand up. Starve them for a day, and they're in a coma. Better give them a shot of glucose in the next five minutes. Bump them, and they may very well fall apart. Honestly, who would be stupid enough to buy this propaganda of "slimmer is better" and take it that far?


I happen to know a model who is, as is typical these days, rail thin. Seriously, I could loop my thumb and middle finger around her arm, yet she eats every bit as much as my fat ass. She doesn't have any kind of eating disorder, she just is genetically predisposed to being that thin (I've met her mother and grandmother, I'd guess that they both safely weigh under 100 pounds despite being relatively tall). I suspect that this is the case with most of the models out there. I can't imagine that there are all that many women out there starving themselves to such an extent that they can become models, they're all probably quite thin to begin with.

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Posted 18 October 2006 - 09:23 PM

View PostmWalk, on Oct 18 2006, 11:40 PM, said:

I've seen pics... I've never considered her pudgy. :P So therefore, in my book, she IS NOT.


The GAP girl?
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:56 PM

I think he means You, moony
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 06:28 PM

I'm not very good at this joke thing, am I?

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 07:51 PM

This is a good place to learn.

Or simply spam every topic senseless.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:14 PM

Mmmm... spam.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:28 PM

I've always been a fan of fish, myself. Spam is just... oh, wait. I haven't tried spam.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:53 PM

I hearby order you to try spam within the next week.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:27 AM

And throw up directly after?
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:28 AM

Vomiting optional. :P

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:29 AM

Maybe for some people.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:34 AM

One time I tried to make Spam classy.
I failed.

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[1:50] anti: " Don't forget the sunglasses, its like a gun on your face"
/Fiesta Grande\

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:36 AM

How do you make a food classy?
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:46 AM

Dress it nicely, like anything else.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 12:50 AM

Make it out of socks or something?
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 01:50 AM

I fried it, added some bits of parsley, placed it between two slices of Italian bread with provologne cheese, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard, promptly disposing of the whole revolting shabang soon thereafter.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 11:22 AM

You create a statue of a pudgy teenage girl out of it.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:42 PM

I bought a can of spam one. I opened it up and it smelled horrible. I gave to the pet cat I had at the time. She wouldn't eat it either.
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:35 PM

So THAT'S what happened to the cat...
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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:48 PM

I have a cat. She is usually refered to as "cat", "stupid cat", or "rubbably purring furball that eats and does nothing else"
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