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Posted 09 September 2006 - 09:26 AM
Why do they stand on one foot?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
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Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 12:35 PM
Ba dum pshh!
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 02:57 PM
Hmm... styrofoam foot...
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 07:24 PM
Plastic Flamingos are fun to hit with snowballs 
... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
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Posted 09 September 2006 - 09:46 PM
Snowmen are fun to hit with cars.
However, you have to watch out for something if you do that.
There are people that build snowmen on hydrants because people hit snowmen with cars.
However, you have to watch out for something if you do that.
There are people that build snowmen on hydrants because people hit snowmen with cars.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
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We're being overrun!
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 12:04 AM
Snowmen are fun to hit. Period. With sleds, cars, or just you. *body-slams nearest snowman*
... my other ride is an Ishiman Heavy Cruiser.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
(x)enos. Awesome in a can. Without the can, though.
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 08:31 AM
Lots of students around here used to run around kicking traffic cones, then people started placing them over hydrants and watching drunk students take a run up at one, then break their foot...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 09:09 PM
How about a sshd that blows up (buffer overflow > rm -rf / or so) the client after ten bad (bruteforce?) password attempts? After all, they probably do use the same ssh runtime libraries the rest of us do, even if the client isn't the same.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 10:59 PM
If a hacker tries to send every password in the dictionary at you in an attempt to gain access to your server, the tenth one (and it takes several million attempts to reliably get a password) sends a drive-erasing virus back.
Runtime libraries (aka DLLs/SOs)... those are files of code that are meant to be used by programs. The program can be made smaller because the library has a lot of the code it needs. Most distributions of Linux use the same runtime libraries, with the same vulnerabilities. Run a maliciously formed piece of code through them, and you get a buffer overflow (always bad). From there, the next piece of code the system executes is anything the hacker chooses... like a spyware installler.
By default, programs are compiled to use these libraries, so they use the same code with the same insecurities as the rest of us.
Or they could have a safeguard against your defense mechanism, which then proceeds to scare them off because you could have several other things lurking in your system that they weren't expecting...
And the moral of the story is... put teeth in your services, and people won't try to break them.
Runtime libraries (aka DLLs/SOs)... those are files of code that are meant to be used by programs. The program can be made smaller because the library has a lot of the code it needs. Most distributions of Linux use the same runtime libraries, with the same vulnerabilities. Run a maliciously formed piece of code through them, and you get a buffer overflow (always bad). From there, the next piece of code the system executes is anything the hacker chooses... like a spyware installler.
By default, programs are compiled to use these libraries, so they use the same code with the same insecurities as the rest of us.
Or they could have a safeguard against your defense mechanism, which then proceeds to scare them off because you could have several other things lurking in your system that they weren't expecting...
And the moral of the story is... put teeth in your services, and people won't try to break them.
This post has been edited by The Apple Cøre: 11 September 2006 - 11:02 PM
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:09 PM
The Apple Cøre, on Sep 11 2006, 09:59 PM, said:
If a hacker tries to send every password in the dictionary at you in an attempt to gain access to your server, the tenth one (and it takes several million attempts to reliably get a password) sends a drive-erasing virus back.
Runtime libraries (aka DLLs/SOs)... those are files of code that are meant to be used by programs. The program can be made smaller because the library has a lot of the code it needs. Most distributions of Linux use the same runtime libraries, with the same vulnerabilities. Run a maliciously formed piece of code through them, and you get a buffer overflow (always bad). From there, the next piece of code the system executes is anything the hacker chooses... like a spyware installler.
By default, programs are compiled to use these libraries, so they use the same code with the same insecurities as the rest of us.
Or they could have a safeguard against your defense mechanism, which then proceeds to scare them off because you could have several other things lurking in your system that they weren't expecting...
And the moral of the story is... put teeth in your services, and people won't try to break them.
Runtime libraries (aka DLLs/SOs)... those are files of code that are meant to be used by programs. The program can be made smaller because the library has a lot of the code it needs. Most distributions of Linux use the same runtime libraries, with the same vulnerabilities. Run a maliciously formed piece of code through them, and you get a buffer overflow (always bad). From there, the next piece of code the system executes is anything the hacker chooses... like a spyware installler.
By default, programs are compiled to use these libraries, so they use the same code with the same insecurities as the rest of us.
Or they could have a safeguard against your defense mechanism, which then proceeds to scare them off because you could have several other things lurking in your system that they weren't expecting...
And the moral of the story is... put teeth in your services, and people won't try to break them.
And don't make your password "aardvark"
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 11 September 2006 - 11:16 PM
Damn, my secret is out.
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 04:03 AM
I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen TJ say.
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 01:53 PM
Heh. 
Few times do the words "moral" "password" and "aardvark" occur in the same thought. That was one of those time.
Few times do the words "moral" "password" and "aardvark" occur in the same thought. That was one of those time.
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 09:01 PM
Moral Aardvark Password would be a good name for a punk rock band.
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 09:05 PM
Sounds more techno to me.
Now (10 seconds later) that I think of it, I don't know what it sounds like. Maybe this?
Now (10 seconds later) that I think of it, I don't know what it sounds like. Maybe this?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 11:58 PM
I've heard him say much more interesting things. Like "Quokka" and "I think she said she didn't say what she said, but only if he said she didn't say that she said he didn't say it."
Whatever happens..happens.
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Posted 12 September 2006 - 11:59 PM
Now presenting Moral Password Aardvark (formerly Moral Aardvark Password) for the first time after Dirk "Dirk" Dirkmanson left the band to join up with a band of wandering Tibetan imaginary sheep herders who play the timpani for a rather large rock somewhere southwest of Lhasa, and their new lead singer Blind Melon Chitlin'!!!
Yay! Yippee! Yahoo! Cactus! Bread! Lemur!
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Yay! Yippee! Yahoo! Cactus! Bread! Lemur!
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