Word Association Football up for a game?
#3202
Posted 22 October 2005 - 08:31 PM
(The Offspring, but you can't listen to this one for free on their site).
Ankhwatcher is a member of the ATT A-Team & Present holder of ATT's greatest gravedig record.
This way to A Thought For A Day.
#3204
Posted 22 October 2005 - 09:35 PM
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
#3207
Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:34 AM
Well done, Beaker! Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder! -Muppet Treasure Island
Wait! You're not a freak! Your just stupid! -Dib from Invader Zim
We find as Cain his punishment, our pardon more than we can bear.
- G.K. Chesterton
#3208
Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:40 AM
#3209
Posted 23 October 2005 - 12:51 AM
Well done, Beaker! Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder! -Muppet Treasure Island
Wait! You're not a freak! Your just stupid! -Dib from Invader Zim
We find as Cain his punishment, our pardon more than we can bear.
- G.K. Chesterton
#3210
Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:26 AM
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
#3212
Posted 23 October 2005 - 02:02 AM
Well done, Beaker! Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder! -Muppet Treasure Island
Wait! You're not a freak! Your just stupid! -Dib from Invader Zim
We find as Cain his punishment, our pardon more than we can bear.
- G.K. Chesterton
#3214
Posted 23 October 2005 - 11:22 AM
#3215
Posted 23 October 2005 - 01:49 PM
(this probably should be a link to porn... but i just don't want to go there...)
}Was the signature guideline violation that it was too long or that it quoted the same person twice?{
Ankhwatcher is a member of the ATT A-Team & Present holder of ATT's greatest gravedig record.
This way to A Thought For A Day.
#3219
Posted 23 October 2005 - 06:25 PM
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
#3221
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:13 PM
A man is in search of God. He travels throughout the world, asking religious authorities what God is, but finds little satisfaction. Finally, he seeks out a swami, who is rumored to live on top of a mountain in the Himilayas. He catches a plane to India, and spends months traveling to the top of the mountain. The trek is arduous, filled with snow and ice and rocky, poorly maintained trails. Finally, after these several months, he arrives at the top of the mountain, and speaks to the swami.
"Swami," he says, "what is God?"
The swami replies, "God is everywhere. He is in you, and me, and in the trees and the rocks. Where ever you go, whatever you see, God is there."
The man is enlightened. He travels down the mountain in a state of bliss -- his question has been answered. While he is walking down one of the dusty streets in a small Indian village at the bottom of the mountain, he sees an elephant running towards him. There is a man on top of the elephant yelling loudly, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
But the man has been enlightened -- "I am God, and the man on top of the elephant is God, and the elephant is God. God would never hurt himself. There is no reason for me to move." So, the man stays in the middle of the street, and ignores to elephant.
Needless to say, he is trampled, and maimed terribly. Still, by some miracle, he survives.
After months in traction, and more than a year in physical therapy, the man is as good as new. However, he still does not understand why God would hurt himself. Thus, he treks up the mountain again, to meet with the swami.
Upon arriving at the top of the mountain, the man tells his story and says, "Swami, I don't understand... why would God hurt himself?"
The swami thinks for a moment, then replies: "Did you not hear the voice of God saying 'Get out of the way!'?"
xander
This post has been edited by darwinian: 23 October 2005 - 08:24 PM
#3222
Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:39 PM
}violation is that it is too long{
#3223
Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:53 PM
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
#3224
Posted 23 October 2005 - 10:57 PM
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!