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#151 User is offline   Rickton 

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Posted 15 November 2004 - 05:49 PM

They had no opposable thumbs!
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Posted 15 November 2004 - 07:21 PM

Neither do deer.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 01:06 AM

The deer aside notwithstanding, the turtle uprising eventually settled down when hurricaine Chucky-wucky smashed into the eastern seaboard, killing hundreds of small shrubs on the beachfront.

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Posted 16 November 2004 - 01:27 AM

Unfortunately, Bob was swept away by the tidal forces of the hurricane, and found himself waking up in Indonesia.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 04:50 PM

Luckily for him, the Indonesians wee all still asleed.
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Posted 16 November 2004 - 08:42 PM

Lacking the magical R, they were no match for the giant catastrophe headed their way...
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 12:58 AM

The sheer, unstoppable horror of THE FUZZY HAMSTER!!!

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Posted 17 November 2004 - 04:48 PM

Then the "d" flipped over and became a "p" and the "r" appeared.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 08:52 PM

Causing all sorts of grammatical chaos, allowing cheese to take over the world.
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Posted 17 November 2004 - 09:18 PM

Luckily, however the international federation of cheese was divided on the contraversial subject of the enslavement of goat milk created cheese and split into 2 factions: the Gorgonzolas and the Fetas which allowed for Bob to be able to overthrow their opressive rule.
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 12:49 AM

Unfortunately, when preparing the new world constitution, Bob forgot to name himself ruler of the planet, so some guy named Chuck got the job because he was so damn cool.

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Posted 18 November 2004 - 04:59 PM

So cool that he froze to death.
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Posted 18 November 2004 - 05:19 PM

That didn't slow him down too much as it was generally held that he was the best world leader in quite a while.

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Posted 21 November 2004 - 07:58 AM

Bob was depressed with how the Cheese, even for a moment, had taken over the world.
Bob vowed to mash every piece of cheese he ever saw again.
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 01:23 PM

But then the Evil Cheese, the most horrible and evil cheese ever, ate him and spit him out, turning him into a vile, evil creature.
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 10:58 PM

And he grew and grew and grew until he exploded into billions of tiny evil pieces of cheese.
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Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:16 PM

These mini-Bobs, as they came to be known, proved crucial in executing Phase II of the Grand Cheese's Plan.
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:48 AM

Unfortunately for the Big Cheese, the Mini-Bobs didn't use enough duct tape and the next phase fell apart.

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 11:43 AM

So instead they evolved and became enlightened cheeses, infuriating....
At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:11 PM

George, the janitor, because now he had to clean up even more garbage. Especially so now that abortion was outlawed for female cheesettes whose age was a multiple of 13.9.
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:53 PM

But outlaw cheese doctors gave away abortions anyway, making the evolved Bob-cheeses decide to transcend into the beyond, where...

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At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds: THE END OF THE WORLD. He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.

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Posted 22 November 2004 - 05:10 PM

...they met the supreme being, whose name was Offlaboffla
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 05:28 PM

...roughly translating to "Waffle Boy" for short.
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 06:33 PM

Waffle Boy quickly swallowed the millions of evolved Bob-cheeses, thus producing...
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Posted 22 November 2004 - 07:21 PM

massive amounts of green subatomic waste that came out in the form of giant purple mushrooms.
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