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I assure you that the above stories are all completely factual with the possible exception of what I actually said to the sub in the second story to get him to back down. I frankly can't remember exactly what I said (it was probably more along the lines of "Back off man, I don't want to have to lay a beating on you." but, since I'm guessing anyway, I figured that I would go with the cooler dialogue ), but I did get my point across and he did take off like a big bird. I suppose that I could be (and have been) considered rather "cool" at times, but you really can't base such a judgement on a few rather isolated situations, most of what I did in high school went more along the lines of my first story about my extraordinarally long presentations and not about contributing lighters to set gummy worms on fire.

-Pufer

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

My high school (err, elementary school ) must be pretty boring.

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Official Sidekick: lotsofblackflags
Me: "That's what I'm gonna name my kid. Gloreglabert Zhaschflatishey."
SA: "How about Eimlokkindisttopicnow?"

We didn´t get in trouble either. I liked the story about the lighting of the desk better.

How long ago was that, Pufer?

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The desk fire occurred fairly early in my freshman year of HS so around 4.5 years ago, the fruitcake sub incident occured during sophomore year so about 3 years ago.

-Pufer



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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

Oh my *sigh* I think my ideas of you have gone to hell Pufer. I thought you were a good boy :sad:

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The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return

Your initial impressions of me were probably more apt. I'm almost the complete opposite of a wild and crazy individual, raising hell whenever I can. I'm more of a pleasant, person who likes making long presentations and vividly arguing my political views while not really accomplishing anything of substance.

-Pufer

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

You have a gift for extending simple thoughts into Senior Thesises

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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com

I wish I could do that for my 4:00 AM English papers...

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Official Sidekick: lotsofblackflags
Me: "That's what I'm gonna name my kid. Gloreglabert Zhaschflatishey."
SA: "How about Eimlokkindisttopicnow?"

All you need to do is elaborate everything you say to an extreme extent. If you were, at some point, so inclined to mention that "Last night I bought a taco." extend that into, "Yesterday evening I fired up the ol' Mazdamobile and took off in search of some sort of gastronomical delight the likes of which have never been seen. While puttering down the road I found that the weather was particularly agreeable and decided to open up my car window. Well, I ended up at the corner of San Mateo and Lomas and, seeing as my window was open, smelled the particularly pleasant smell of Carne Asada sizzling on a grill emanating from the Losbetos restaurant not fifty yards away from me. Despite their recent problems with the state employment board for not paying their employees overtime, I decided to go in and purchase one of their fine tacos. I did so and enjoyed it with much relish along with a large Coke from their fountain." Essentially I just stated that I had bought a taco last night but it takes up a fair chunk of room and really brings the audience into what I was doing (or not, who cares). I've been speaking and writing in such a manner for such a long period of time now that it is rather more difficult for me to simply state something instead of going into a long speech about the same thing without actually adding anything of substance to whatever it is that I'm talking about.

-Pufer

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

Whoa! As I was reading that, I felt a rush of enlighenment being thrust onto me like a bale of hay onto a stack.

Don't ask.

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The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return

Oh my god...

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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com

You shouldn't talk.

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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*Bursts in through door, "I heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato

Pufer, you're hurting my eyes.

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Kommissar of the Nickonian New Comintern
"Its all fun and games until a rampaging robot destroys half of your city."

Upon returning to my computer to make a comment on the political tension here in Spain (which can be seen on Just Chat. Take a wild guess where) I decided to scroll down and check where words fly like shrapnel on a collision course with destiny, otherwise known as Ares Trash Talk. I found that the 3 topics that I had last posted responses to had been responded to themselves, so my most obvious course of action was to examine the comments stated, and, if I so desired, reply to them with a perhaps witty, or maybe perfecxtly stupid remark of my own. Upon viewing this topic (which was the first one that I came to) I realized that not only had I gotten 1 reply, but 2 replys, both of which commenting on Pufer's ramblings. Seeing these comments, and the horror that they generated, I decided to take Pufer's advice, and do it myself. I do this on occasion when arguing a pointto a friend, so to make him forget what he is saying, and win the argument, so I figured if I could do it spontaneously, I could do it here. I began typing, and eventually got to the point where I had filled up almost the default space, and realized that I had done a sufficient job, and chose to ask the master (Pufer himself) how it is.

In Short:

Is this right?

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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com

LOBF++

Nice.

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"I'm surprised that you, as a non-medical person, can be in the room and not be vomiting"
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You learn well, grasshopper, but the true mark of an unenlightened poster is the use of actual numerals and not through the utilization of their respecive numerical wordings. Also, parenthetical statements that contain a far greater number of words than the sentence that contains them are truly a mark of excellence that should be reached for, but you must not overuse such devices lest ye be swallowed up by a vortex of repetition so grand as would be unbelievable.

-Pufer

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

The Federated Association of Organizations would like to make a Societical Counciletic Board of Groupings concerning the redundant, repeated, unnecessarly, pointlessly, inane, dull, and "i'm-not-listening-to-you"-esque nature, idea, topic, or tone of this post.

If you would like to become a member, portion, ingredient, fraction, partaker, participant, clergyman, slice, piece, or strand of this, please contact via method of vocal communicatory device your local head, leader, king, lord, governor, or despot. Thank you.

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"I'm surprised that you, as a non-medical person, can be in the room and not be vomiting"
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I understood all the words but not one bit of the overriding theme of that post. Well done.

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ATTs Official Newb, And Znorty's official Sidekick. "All hail fearless leader." [url="http://"mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com"]mailto:lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com[/url]lotsofblackflags@yahoo.com

Haha!

TheJ++

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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*Bursts in through door, "I heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato

Nobody's ever "plussed" me before. *tear*

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The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return

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My English Professor would have your heart for that post. Have your heart.

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Using chocolates, roses, or candy?

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Kommissar of the Nickonian New Comintern
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I wasn't aware that Yale was giving cannibals teaching positions these days, UNM keeps them all in the Bursar's office.

I tested out of having to take any English courses anyway, so I suppose that the ol' blood pump will be safe from any similar instructors out here.

-Pufer

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

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- "THE VIRGIN MARY WILL GET YOU!!!!" --Jambo
- "Mmmmm...hostess..." -- dude3 & Jambo
-"*Bursts in through door, "I heard there was going to be a fire going on down here, a fire in my pants"*" --ElGato