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#76 Zortrium

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Posted 29 November 2003 - 09:02 PM

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#77 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 29 November 2003 - 09:55 PM

What?!? What do you mean.

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Posted 29 November 2003 - 11:48 PM

My teeth are approx. 14 years and 11 monthss old. You do the math.

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#79 dude3

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Posted 29 November 2003 - 11:59 PM

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Back to the orgional subject, sorry y'all but I have too. The Cult of Billy has a little something for y'all.
Click or die

Yeah its a lil something me and a friend did. Have fun.

Oh yeah and blackflags I'm sure you do.

I was so mentioned in that.

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#80 moonunit4eva

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Posted 30 November 2003 - 01:53 AM

You know..teeth age could be like dog age. My dog's three years old...but that would make him like...20? in real life? Ya know...so teeth could be the same way.

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Posted 01 December 2003 - 05:23 PM

Or maybe you're as old as your tounge because you're born with a tounge, and older than your teeth 'cause your teeth come out after you're born.

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Posted 01 December 2003 - 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by TheLoser:
Or maybe you're as old as your tounge because you're born with a tounge, and older than your teeth 'cause your teeth come out after you're born.

True, but even if they come out they're still your teeth. We need to specify what teeth we're talking about.

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#83 moonunit4eva

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Posted 02 December 2003 - 10:45 PM

Hmm..I'm sticking with the dog theory.

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#84 TheLoser

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Posted 08 December 2003 - 07:02 PM

So, back on topic, hows the evil Elmo coming, Azeroth?

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#85 Azeroth

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 09:14 AM

Elmo Competition is kindof at a stalemate right now. I havent done a whole lot of work on EvilElmo since last update, but I did add some teeth.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 09:52 AM

Is he oozing yet?

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 05:48 PM

You should spray the final elmo with some kind of horrible perfume, to add an effect that tortures multiple senses.

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 08:19 PM

Ooh! Good idea. Multi-sensual Azzy art...
As soon as I can, I'll upload a sculpture I did for you all. Its very...um...appropriate, for me.
Where did I stick it...

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#89 Zortrium

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Posted 10 December 2003 - 11:56 PM

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Ooh! Good idea. Multi-sensual Azzy art...
As soon as I can, I'll upload a sculpture I did for you all. Its very...um...appropriate, for me.
Where did I stick it...

Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure not to check this thread anymore. Posted Image

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Posted 12 December 2003 - 08:56 AM

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Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure not to check this thread anymore.

Well, it doesn't appear to be a problem since I really cannot find that stupid sculpture. Your still safe.

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#91 moonunit4eva

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Posted 14 December 2003 - 11:10 PM

but if he's leaving, then wouldn't that post that you just made be really pointless?

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#92 Zortrium

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
but if he's leaving, then wouldn't that post that you just made be really pointless?

You've forgotten about my telephatic data-reading powers.

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#93 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 09:55 AM

Azzy can read into the future and you have telepathec powers, next your going to tell me that µ is the president and has complete control over all nukes?!

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
next your going to tell me that µ is the president and has complete control over all nukes?!

What? You didn't know?

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#95 moonunit4eva

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Posted 15 December 2003 - 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by GandalfDaddy:
Azzy can read into the future and you have telepathec powers, next your going to tell me that µ is the president and has complete control over all nukes?!

How naive.

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#96 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 17 December 2003 - 10:06 PM

And all this time I thought a monkey, I mean bush had control of it.

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#97 moonunit4eva

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Posted 21 December 2003 - 03:04 AM

I am Bush.

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Maybe if you hadn't been smoking hobbit-weed, you would have noticed I've turned evil. ~Saruman
He seemed to be suffering from some sort of erectile disfunction. ~Mr. Ross

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#98 Zortrium

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Posted 21 December 2003 - 11:33 AM

µ, we need to work on your self-esteem.

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#99 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 21 December 2003 - 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by moonunit4eva:
I am Bush.

What is with these tax cuts, this war on Iraq, or Opertion Iraqii Liberation (Oil for short), and what the hell is up with you and invading countries. One should be enough!

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