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Posted 05 April 2003 - 05:30 PM
No, that's just impossible. Anyway maybe I'll do them on Swoop or something, where truly no one ever goes.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 01:49 PM
Are you that out of the loop?
I'm the one that was living in a cave for the last half-week. Yet I still know what Swoop is.
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I'm the one that was living in a cave for the last half-week. Yet I still know what Swoop is.
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"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 02:52 PM
Sheesh, you dare coming here without understanding the power of Swoop?
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:16 PM
Yes.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:21 PM
Don't tell me you don't know what Swoop is either...
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:22 PM
I just told you, I don't need to again.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:24 PM
No, you just proved my point.
Wait...I think...what?
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Wait...I think...what?
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:28 PM
Nothing, maybe. How would I know?
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 03:31 PM
Marakesh
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 04:00 PM
Swoosh? What's that?
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 04:01 PM
Sheesh, you dare coming here without understanding the power of Swoosh?
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 04:10 PM
You tell us! You brought it up!
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 04:36 PM
Yeah. You're the one!
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 09:53 PM
Euro English
Here it is - the latest news from Europe. The News Standard has received this bulletin fresh from our Brussels-based hack:
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru
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[url="http://"http://www.voiceone.com/html/onics.html"]English is a messed up language.[/url]
Warning: Some content may be unsuitable for some people, you have been warned.
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
Here it is - the latest news from Europe. The News Standard has received this bulletin fresh from our Brussels-based hack:
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining"ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru
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[url="http://"http://www.voiceone.com/html/onics.html"]English is a messed up language.[/url]
Warning: Some content may be unsuitable for some people, you have been warned.
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"There is a time and a place for everything."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 07 April 2003 - 12:59 PM
moonunit: [url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/games/swoop"]Click here[/url] 
Old Mac game.
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Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
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Posted 07 April 2003 - 05:10 PM
I'm disappointed at the general lack of comments.
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"And so it begins..."
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"And so it begins..."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 08 April 2003 - 03:04 PM
Like I said elsewhere, that EuroEnglish is way too similar to the...English...some people really speak. Creepy.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted 08 April 2003 - 05:00 PM
Uh oh, its coming true! 
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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 09 April 2003 - 07:16 AM
You don't (want to) know how right you are.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
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Jeder Irrtum hat drei Stufen: Auf der Ersten wird er ins Leben gerufen, auf der Zweiten will man ihn nicht eingestehen, auf der Dritten macht nichts ihn ungeschehen.
I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
