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Posted 01 March 2003 - 08:54 AM
Heh. Hilarious 
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Posted 01 March 2003 - 04:34 PM
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I should really frequent this board more often...
I should really frequent this board more often...
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Posted 03 March 2003 - 11:22 PM
Post number 606.
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Posted 07 March 2003 - 02:48 PM
When a clock is hungery, it goes back four seconds.
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Posted 11 March 2003 - 02:40 PM
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair she said she thought she'd dye
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Posted 11 March 2003 - 09:38 PM
What does that have to do with an actress?
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Posted 12 March 2003 - 12:30 AM
Well, actresses are...
Shut up.
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Posted 12 March 2003 - 01:58 PM
Hehe.
Good one.
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Good one.
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Posted 12 March 2003 - 11:35 PM
Isn't "carefully disheveled" and oxymoron?
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Posted 13 March 2003 - 02:32 PM
Yes. Have you seen About a Boy?
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Posted 16 March 2003 - 04:10 PM
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What exactly is the point of the movie "about a boy"?
What exactly is the point of the movie "about a boy"?
The advancement of life on earth.
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Posted 17 March 2003 - 02:34 PM
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's a dollar fifty and the other's under a buck!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's a dollar fifty and the other's under a buck!
I declare that today's.
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Posted 18 March 2003 - 07:38 PM
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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Posted 19 March 2003 - 08:48 PM
When you've seen one shoppign center you've seen a mall
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 06:32 PM
Thanks for including my "castrated" joke journalist. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 08:17 PM
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isn't "dude3 is smart" an oxymoron? :-) BURN
isn't "dude3 is smart" an oxymoron? :-) BURN
No.
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 08:37 PM
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isn't "dude3 is smart" an oxymoron? :-) BURN
isn't "dude3 is smart" an oxymoron? :-) BURN
where is the relevance?
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Posted 20 March 2003 - 10:15 PM
HAHA....I think it was hilariously funny. Well maybe not QUITE that funny, but close enough...in my own little world aka earth
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 12:32 AM
700 posts.
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 12:37 AM
OHHHH 700! Did you ever notice that you can't capitalize numbers?
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 12:52 AM
Why would you?
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Posted 21 March 2003 - 01:46 AM
You can, if you spell them out.
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