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I'm as sweet as sugar.

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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Ok that makes sense. If you where sugar though. I would be a tad bit worried.

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Uh, Guns and Vegetarian are the two things that should run your life.

Are you as salty as sugar too?

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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

Not salty at all?

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Sundered Angel,
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Actually, sugar is very salty.

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If I'm lucky, the bomb will go off before they notice what I'm doing with the broom.

Especially when you put salt in it.

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"Social lives are for the weak."

Salty sugar? Can you say oxymoron?

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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Well, I guess I left for about two weeks, and ever since I heard of moonunit4eva leaving I decided to come back. So, even though my leaving was unannounced my coming back is because I find that this salty sugar topic has nothing to do with the topic, but that is what trash talk is good for, right?

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Quiet Henry or I'll fork your eyes out!
-from the britcom waiting for god-

Sooooooo........I've never seen Jambo here before, I take it he's not a "regular". Interesting how this place works. I'm down wid it though.

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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

I wouldn't say regular... I would say I'm still somewhat new, as of the end of march.

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Quiet Henry or I'll fork your eyes out!
-from the britcom waiting for god-

You should take some Metamucil.

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I prefer that gross-tasting chunky stuff that they refer to in the commercial over metamucil.

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Quiet Henry or I'll fork your eyes out!
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You mean, beef stew?

And "somewhat" might be a stretch.

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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

Or possibly chicken noodle soup?

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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Chicken noodle is usually not seen as very chunky, being mostly noodles.

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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

However if the noodles are made of condensed, whole chickens (as the name implies) I imagine it would fit into the "chunky" classification quite nicely.
-Pufer

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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them" -Issac Asimov

It wouldn't be very chunky, more like a "lumpy" soup, with chickens in it and all. Or perhaps just chickens drenched in soup.

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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

That doesn't sound very good. Maybe just the broth would be better?

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From the moment I picked your book up, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

God, how did this get to be 2 pages long???

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There's some law that says all topics will eventually go off-topic (don't remember the name). Anyways, this is Trash Talk, where every topic is generally comandeered by the same group of clinically insane people who then degrade the topic to senseless babble. Your topic (eRP) is a good example...

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eRP was an example of an 'off-topic' topic from the beginning, including the inital post.

And isn't that "Sierra's Law?"

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"What we do not know, we cannot begin to understand."

Where are these laws? I need to see some of them. For some reason I think the majority are just made up.

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That was the point of eRP. Sig test.

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Oh. I thought it was an attempted revival of the then-dead Trash Talk.

And (drum roll), here is the laws of webboards:

Sierra's Law: Sierra's Law states that a stupid topic will continue to get stupider, until a point of absoulte stupidity has been reached, after which anything can happen.
This law was written down by Sierra, a member of the ASW boards, in mid-2000. Sierra was one of the first webboard scientists, and the guy who inspired me to get into the field. Unfortunately, Sierra's career was cut short when he apparently went insane, began yelling at webboard members to "go play outside and get lives" , and left the ASW community.

OctoberFost's Law: OctoberFost's law states that any change in the webboard's environment or settings will create a negative spam or flame reaction, directly proportional to the scale of the change.
This was written down my OctoberFost (my nick on the ASW boards), in mid-2000, in the same topic as Sierra's Law was, actually.

Begemotike's First Law: Topics will, if given the length and time, always metamorphasize into different topics. The length of time and space before a topic digresses into a new topic is directly proportional to it's controversiality.
This law was first written down durring a debate about Sierra's Law.

Begemotike's Second Law: If a webboard member cares enough about the webboard to make a "leaving" post, he will not be able to leave but will instead return. This does not apply to moderators, who have a duty to inform members of their abscense.


Trash Talk most exemplifies Begemotike's First Law.

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My law...........I can write this post, and nobody will care or indeed notice.

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