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#26 forge

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Posted 21 April 2003 - 10:41 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dude3:
Do it.

One of the few times I agree with you it seems.

#27 Sundered Angel

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 01:33 AM

Hmmmm. If three moderators have separately agreed, why hasn't it happened yet?

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#28 Azeroth

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 08:04 AM

Because I sabatoged all your mouse buttons.

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#29 dude3

Ehhhhh...no?

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Posted 22 April 2003 - 12:58 PM

Probably chronic apathy.

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#30 The Journalist

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Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:37 PM

Happily.

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 08:09 AM

Ah well. Whatever.

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#32 The Journalist

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 01:49 PM

heeee!!!!

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
heeee!!!!

Another example of The Journalist while on crack.

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#34 suGaR

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 05:18 PM

Crack___mmmmm_____

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#35 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 06:15 PM

Buttcrack, ahhhH!

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#36 The Journalist

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:21 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Zortrium:

Another example of The Journalist while on crack.

YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!! COOOOOOORRRRREEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTT!!!!

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#37 Avatara

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sundered Angel:
Ah well. Whatever.

I can't slap him, it'd be called a double-standard, at least for this topic.

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#38 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 08:28 PM

I can slap anyone using my hand, why can't you slap him, just find out where he lives, knock on his door, slap him in the face, and run off giggling.

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#39 Avatara

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:02 PM

I can, however, show you exactly what I can't do to him, if you'd like. All you have to do is ask nicely. Posted Image

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#40 Azeroth

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:21 PM

Do it.

uuh, to him. Not to me.

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#41 suGaR

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Posted 29 April 2003 - 09:42 PM

Possibly not to me either.

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#42 GandalfDaddy

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 06:00 PM

Or me, I am innocent of any crime!

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#43 suGaR

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 06:14 PM

uh huh....sure......

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#44 Avatara

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:23 PM

You committed the crime of not offering up a sacrifice within your first two days on these boards.

That calls for serious punishment.

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#45 dude3

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 07:28 PM

If he sacrificed himself, would it count?

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#46 Avatara

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 08:02 PM

Only if the meat doesn't spoil before we can sell it to the supermarkets.

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#47 Zortrium

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 09:16 PM

We can always feed it to hogs and then butcher them when they get fat and sell that meat to the supermarkets...

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:05 PM

The hogs will be too smart though, and then, they'll start wearing human clothes, and making unruly laws, and turning against the other animals. A windmill?

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#49 Avatara

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 10:36 PM

It'd be 1984 all over again, except with the cast from Animal Farm.

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#50 Zortrium

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Posted 30 April 2003 - 11:03 PM

AAAAGGG!!! Communists!!!!

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