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#126 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 19 June 2001 - 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
Why? You're still the president and we all like you and miss you.

Like and miss me? I hardly think so. Remember, I'm the terrible dictator...

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Carno yells at the German Guy for registering a username just for this topic Posted Image

, then runs to join the alliance.

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#127 Guest_The Naked German Guy_*

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Posted 19 June 2001 - 06:38 PM

I have regenerated to kill the lizard. It was me who stole the tarter sause and the chidmuncks tarter sause gun. (The Nakded German Guy starts to shout at the aliance members.) With this one move I have started a war! As the war progresses the naked german guy finds the naked french guy and kills him. Then he...

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Posted 19 June 2001 - 11:04 PM

...Looks up and sees a strange black plane (a Pyro-GX II). The GX II is enclosed in a glowing engery buble, then vanishes in a flash of light. The Pyro reapparers in a simpler time, where the pilot lights up the Pyro-GX II's flamethorwer and toasts a lizard that killed a lot of Pokemon. What the pilot didn't know was that he left a tempral vortex in the time period he came from, and the alliance and german guy follow, draging their war into the past...

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Posted 20 June 2001 - 12:43 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Like and miss me? I hardly think so. Remember, I'm the terrible dictator...

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Carno yells at the German Guy for registering a username just for this topic , then runs to join the alliance.

Actually, that's my friend Jim, he's a moron, ignore him. He is nothing. He does not exist. He can't spell either. hehe.

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#130 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 21 June 2001 - 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
Like and miss me? I hardly think so. Remember, I'm the terrible dictator...

No, I am the idiot who insulted you because we had a small agreement. I apologized, and now everyone wants you to come back. Read the topic at least please. Posted Image

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Carno's head whirs because he has a lot to keep up with because he is now at Maine and thus cannot visit here much.

Then he sips his brandy and shoots the Naked German Guy.

Then he buys an auto-respawner so he can never die! Posted Image

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#131 Dark Templar

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Posted 27 June 2001 - 01:54 PM

Dark Templar destroys the auto-respawner and then kills Carno

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#132 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 27 June 2001 - 02:22 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
No, I am the idiot who insulted you because we had a small agreement. I apologized, and now everyone wants you to come back. Read the topic at least please.

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But the auto-respawner is still operational, and brings Carno back to life. Carno constructs a invincible shield capacitator to protect the auto-respawner, protecting him from any further death threats...

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#133 Dark Templar

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Posted 27 June 2001 - 04:40 PM

Dark Templar calls upon the gods to smite him! And poof! he is dead!

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#134 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 02 July 2001 - 01:47 PM

But the gods have no power! Carno, who was pretending to be dead, rises and destroys the rock and concrete statues of the gods...

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#135 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 11 July 2001 - 02:18 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
I've read the topic, and it's become evident that you want the power to run the Corsair board. Besides, nobody likes a dictator for a president, right?

No, they like you just fine. And yes, sure I would like to and want to have complete control over CD, but my friendship with you and the fact that CD is yours, not mine, overrides that.

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Carno, in gratitude to Captain Skyblade, makes a concrete metal refinforced statue of CS with it's only laser weapons and defense shield.

The d00d then spams all enemies of Carno, CS, the Dude, and the Chipmunk because he really has nothing else to do.

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#136 OctoberFost

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Posted 16 July 2001 - 07:00 PM

But the Hats fall from the sky, and they overwhelm Carno as he drowns in a sea of Hats.

Then, the hats turn their greedy eyes on Dark Templar. As Dark Templar cries to the gods for help, the gods record his pleas for help and play them for fun at their little god parties for big laughs.

As the gods fall into an uncontrolable laughing fit, Dark Templar also drowns in the hats.

The Hats seem to be unstopable...or are they?

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Posted 24 July 2001 - 11:58 AM

Then, the Dude unleashes the Spammer Monkeys who attack the hats!

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#138 Opalius

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Posted 24 July 2001 - 06:41 PM

Discreet Carno Posted Image

P.S, look at sig Posted Image

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#139 Capt. Editor

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Posted 27 July 2001 - 12:55 AM

Hmmm... ...there seems to be a problem with hats these hats.
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Capt. Editor takes a flamethrower and starts burning hats left and right.
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Wheeee!!! Fire is fun!!!!
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Capt. Editor whatches(sp?) the flaming chipmunk run around lighting hats on fire in a struggle to rid the evil hats from earth.
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yadayadayadayadayadayadayadaya dayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayada blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah etc....

mmm

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[edit]oops, hehe…[/edit]
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#140 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 27 July 2001 - 10:06 AM

But while the chipmunk is running around lighting hats with the flamethrower, his fuel tanks explode. Posted Image

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#141 Captain Carnotaur

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Posted 28 July 2001 - 07:28 AM

OFF TOPIC: Captain Editor, please fix that post of yours. Because it carrys on too long it screws everything up and makes it all pretty annoying.

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The Chipmunk then dives in the water, gets the flames out, then goes back on land. Then he unleashes the Mutant Monkey Minons!

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#142 McCloud Hays

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Posted 13 August 2001 - 10:52 PM

But Carno didn't count on a guy in a Gravship armed with a Singlelarty Cannon (Read: Black Hole Gun)...

(Yes, I own a copy of SMAC and a copy of Tribes now...)

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Posted 24 August 2001 - 12:19 AM

Fortunately, Carno just happens to have a portable nuke launcher with him, so he fires it at the ship and...

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#144 Captain Skyblade

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Posted 25 August 2001 - 05:19 PM

...the ship blows up (imagine that!). Posted Image

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#145 Capt. Editor

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Posted 01 September 2001 - 11:24 PM

Capt. Editor accidentally lights himslef on fire with his flame thrower while imagining the ship blowing up...
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Capt. Editor runs around on fire...

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#146 Smasher

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Posted 04 September 2001 - 10:40 PM

...while the lizard lies on a sun-heated rock and laughs (he's an evil lizard Posted Image

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#147 Capt. Editor

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Posted 07 September 2001 - 09:02 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Smasher:
...while the lizard lies on a sun-heated rock and laughs (he's an evil lizard )

heh

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 01:19 AM

And the tumbleweeds stop, and the sun goes down, and the lizard crawls into his hole..

And so the thread ceased.

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#149 Talon Karrde

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Posted 29 October 2001 - 01:05 PM

But a new day dawns, the tumbleweed come back on, and the lizard crawls out from under the rock.

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Posted 31 October 2001 - 07:17 PM

And time marches on...,

and on,...

and on...,

...and the lizard evolves...

(The tumbleweeds don't though. A tumbleweed is a tumbleweed is a tumbleweed)

and the tumbleweeds tumble by, as tumbleweeds do.

... and the lizard stands on its hind legs,

and gets into its Merceedes 350 SL and speeds off into the sunset... Posted Image