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The Officer's Club Minors Bar #2

#26 The Journalist

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Posted 25 February 2002 - 10:00 PM

These are not my pants!

These are not my pants!

These are not my pants!

Bobby!

Bobbbbeeeeeee!!!

Bobby's pants!

These are not my…………………PANTS!!!

Man, I wish I had those pants.

These are not my pants. I don't know whose they are.

They smell a lot like Bobby's. Cause he likes to fart…
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#27 9024

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Posted 28 February 2002 - 03:13 PM

9024 boots the first "Evil pop star" out the door, shoots another one in the foot with his rail gun (making him run out the door triping over the first and knocking him self out), and force feeds the last the explosive jelly beans, thros him through the window and..........

........................!!!BANG!!!.......... (hehehee) Posted Image

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#28 Danielnma

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Posted 02 March 2002 - 12:35 AM

9024, you can be the Bouncer as one of your jobs here. Now, as your first task, please throw the (Temporairily Insaneª) Journalist out the window. Or, you can squeeze him into a can of GreenyBlueª. Your choice.

And, as the standard equipment for an interplanetary, time-and-space-traveling bar...
*Hands over the Mallet of Whacking, the Armor of Bouncers, and the Laser Gun of Searing and Uncomftrable Burnsª.*
I have a ª thing going on today. (Approximate ª's in post: 3.)

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#29 9024

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Posted 02 March 2002 - 06:27 AM

ummm.....thanks 9024 takes the armour and weapons (puts them on the bar for the moment). he then ties some rope to the Journalists leg, and throws him insanely kicking and screaming out the window........... then remembering the rope drags him back in (still kicking and screaming), with the help of OV manages to stuf him in to a GreenyBlue can and (geting carryed away) attempts without sucsess to flush him down the old toilet at the back..*flush*..*flush*..giving up he finaly throws him out again (with out the rope)

"then then then then and and and and..........."

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[This message has been edited by 9024 (edited 03-02-2002).]

#30 El Spamo

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Posted 04 March 2002 - 05:15 AM

And what the hell am I? Chopped liver? I thought I was the bouncer around here.
*Picks 9024 up by the seat of his shiny new armor and pitches him out the nearest window.
9024 crawls back in a minute or two later*

Shiny armor. Pah.
Big guns. Pah.
All you really need is a good pitching arm.

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#31 9024

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Posted 05 March 2002 - 12:14 PM

9024 crawls over to the corner gets up and looks out the window to see where the Journalist has got to, well he says to El spamo im the new boucer. Posted Image

..........beeep..ouch!* El spamo swings around looking for the person that just gave him a wedgy* Posted Image

..... looking down to see what he stept on, A large remote with a polkadoted button in the middle sat there. 9024 picks it up and presses the botton a few times.....beep,beep,beep......... Posted Image

ive just been reading through the history of the bars in the officers club, why dont you move the bar through time and space again? so theres somthing better to look at than my broken down human missile frigget Posted Image

MISSILE FRIGGET.... new ship from my latest plug (ive got about 25) im not going to tell you what it has in the way of arment (its big though) because i might put the plug on the internet (my first one on the internet), knowing me i probably wont though.
(please excuse spelling!)

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[This message has been edited by 9024 (edited 03-05-2002).]

#32 The Journalist

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Posted 05 March 2002 - 11:04 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Danielnma:
9024, you can be the Bouncer as one of your jobs here. Now, as your first task, please throw the (Temporairily Insaneª) Journalist out the window. Or, you can squeeze him into a can of GreenyBlueª. Your choice.

Only temporarily? Damn! Posted Image

I was hoping I would be completely insane!

Obviously nobody else's got that CD. They're the insane ones. Not me!

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#33 El Spamo

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Posted 05 March 2002 - 11:06 PM

Oooh, there's gonna be some big explosions now sonny.
*Spamo rolls up his sleeves*

Push the button again fool. I DARE you. Posted Image

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#34 9024

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Posted 07 March 2002 - 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by El Spamo:
I DARE you.
finding that the remote has run out of batterys he tosses it to the ground for some other person to step on.
The macanics from the missile frigget out side come in and order drinks.

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#35 El Spamo

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Posted 08 March 2002 - 06:17 PM

About 20 minutes later, Spamo returns to the bar dragging a huge barrel behind him.

"Hey everyone! I found a secret pirate's stash of GreenyBlue! Drink up!"

With that, he punches a hole in the side of the barrel as everyone gleefully fills up their pints.

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#36 Danielnma

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Posted 08 March 2002 - 09:43 PM

Okay, we're moving through Time and Spaceª again. Hold on to your pants! *Spamo's pants abruptly fall down* Wedgie time!!!

and I think I'll have some of that Greenyblue.... (laughs maniacally)

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#37 9024

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Posted 10 March 2002 - 03:21 PM

weeeeeeeeeeeee..... where we going? and what about my ship??? Posted Image

"since we got sooo much GreenyBlue, why dont we have a drinking contest?" says 9024 filling his insainly large jug of a glass
"the person who wins gets new batterys (2 AA) an the remote i droped back there" 9024 jumps just ahead of El spamo and grabes the remote.

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#38 El Spamo

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Posted 11 March 2002 - 04:45 AM

Drinking contest eh?

*Spamo rolls up his sleeves, grabs a 5-gallon bucket and fills it up*
To my health, and that cursed remote!

*glug, glug, glug, glug, refill, glug, glug, glug, glug, refill, glug, glug, glug. *
Ladies and gentlemen, I have drunk 57% of the available GreenyBlue.

I win. Posted Image

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#39 9024

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Posted 13 March 2002 - 11:59 AM

9024 gives the remote to El Spamo, hesatating he then hands over the batterys....
noatesing that the bar had stoped travling through time and space, he looks outside and findes the bar floating in space with a battle going on outside (cantharan.V.Ishiman), 9024 jumpes out into his ship (with the bar tethered to it) flicking on his personal force feild..............

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#40 El Spamo

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Posted 16 March 2002 - 03:18 AM

OOooo, pretty colors.

Explosions are neat.

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#41 Shrout1

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Posted 16 March 2002 - 11:22 AM

Shrout1 saunters in amidst all this madness.

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#42 Danielnma

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Posted 20 March 2002 - 09:35 PM

Happy Spring Break everyone! Go download EVN if you haven't already! *hurries off to the EVN site*

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#43 9024

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Posted 24 March 2002 - 02:51 PM

Howdy Danielnma, any help? theres some heavy renforcemets coming, and im running low on ammo! its a problem with missile frigates.

EVN!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!

Already making a plug as well !!!!

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#44 9024

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Posted 29 March 2002 - 08:37 AM

Hello ???? Any one hear???? Posted Image

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#45 Danielnma

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Posted 29 March 2002 - 06:24 PM

Ugh, traffic to the bar is really slowing down..... boo hoo...wah....... *sniffle*

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#46 9024

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Posted 30 March 2002 - 01:04 PM

9024 gets drunk on fizzy water and gos to begg at the hyper pavement again. Posted Image

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#47 The Journalist

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Posted 30 March 2002 - 06:46 PM

Greetings! Thought you could get ridda me, eh? You will Pay!!(but not now)
Give me a GreenyBlue

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#48 9024

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Posted 31 March 2002 - 03:04 PM

Suddenly 2 large cubicals (a term describing amount) of acountants attack!!!!!!!
Useing there varyed asortment of mathamatical and high teck wrighting tools, pin every one up on the mobile notice bord!!!!!!

will 9024 escape???
will he be bothered to help the others???
will the bar be overidden by acountants???

Find out when some one else posts hear!!!!!

*comercial brake*

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#49 Danielnma

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Posted 31 March 2002 - 10:12 PM

Oh, FINE. Honestly 9024, you cause the most trouble around here. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were crazier than OV and Spamo put together.

*Daniel proceeds to draw his Hand-and a half Longsword, (http://www.medieval-...html&lang=en-us)
and hacks up to accounts, proceeding to free everyone.

I like swords! [url="http://"http://www.medieval-weaponry.com"]www.medieval-weaponry.com[/url] I want one of the for my birthday, fat chance......

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