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"We have incoming sir."
Darkk was startled. "But we destabilised space all around the StarLance! A ship that big shouldn't be able to hyper out of the system for at least an hour!"
"It's not the StarLance.... we're reading approximately twelve (relatively) smaller objects approaching at superlight.... ETA 20 minutes"
"Send out a general distress call. We're in no shape to fight."
"Aye sir."
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Eighteen minutes later, a trio of carriers accompanied by a destroyer and thirteen cruisers entered the system alongside the Stormbreaker. "This is the Vatican to Stormbreaker. We have arrived to escort you back to Starbase 9."
"We, ah, have a little problem approaching us."
"Sir?"
"Twelve, to be exact. We need you to fend them off."
A comm officer interjected. "Here they are!"
Darkk's eyes narrowed to tiny slits. "On screen."
Twelve large cylinders could be made out. "Sir, they have the resonance mark. They're from the StarLance's universe."
"It sent them at us..... what are they?"
"Scanning... there is heavy generated interference.... sir! They are large thermonuclear devices... nearly a hundred detatchable warheads each!"
"These things were built for killing planets....." Darkk trailed off. "Take evasive action!"
The twelve cylinders released their spherical pods, unleashing a swarm of incoming death on the small fleet. "Oh my god sir! They've locked on!"
"Increase forward firepower! I don't want anything to slip through!"
The cylinders bobbed back and forth between the heavy firepower. Several flew apart in a cloud of hydrogen as they were hit. "Guidance system: unknown. Propulsion system: unknown." Stated the ensign unhelpfully.
BOOM!
One of the spheres detonated right on top of the carrier, knocking it out with the ElectroMagnetic Pulse and sending it spinning with the, er, Earth-shattering exploson. The Carrier was helpless as several more warhead drones approached it. Soon it was a radioactive cloud.
"Do we have dirsuptor misisles yet??!!" Darkk was scared.
"15 seconds sir! Give me 15 seconds!"
KA BOOM!
The second carrier disappeared in a chain of very large explosions.
BOOM!
Several warheads detonated simultaniously in a gigantic explosion. The wing of cruisers boiled away into space
Sweat was on Darkk's brow as the 57 remaining warheads approached his crippled ship. Then the lights on the bridge came back on, the computer started humming again and the air began to move. "Engineering here, sir. Disruptor missiles back online! Hyperdrives back online!"
"Fire!!"
The ship lurched as a single sliver of a missile flew out into the cloud and disappeared. For a moment, nothing happenned, then with a blinding flash, the missile released it's souped-up fury. The entire swarm lit up as the 57 drones were caught in a massive, out-of-control chain reaction. The screen lit up further, causing pain to Darkk's eyes.
"Helm, get us the hell out of here!" Darkk barked as he watched the rapidly approaching shockwave. Wow! That thing would knock an asteroid off it's orbit......
A hair's bredth from the approaching shockwave, the StormBreaker engaged it's hyperdrives and escaped. Just in time too.
[Uhh, Slug, StormBreaker is fully automated - no crew except me and my AI. And my ship wasn't crippled. Starlance had its hyperdrive out of alignment for a few hours. Or are you refering to StormBreaker being crippled by the nuke pods?]
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Me: You ******* IDIOTS!! That planet was INHABITED!!!
Them: Ooops
Me: Let's resume this disscussion near airlock 13.
[immediatly following the first disrupter missle test]