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Give me your jokes! Jeremiah has started ;)

#26 User is offline   Jeremiah 

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 09:34 AM

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.


It's so hot I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.


Summer- the only thing that can come early and not disappoint women.



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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:40 AM

Ask somebody who's leaving if you want to call them a taxi.

They say sure and thank you.

Say, "you're a taxi."
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 12:08 AM

why did the girl fall out of the swing?
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:36 AM

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear.'
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