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I think either could be appropriate
(I think it worth mentioning, I love this place!)
Arise, ATT!
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:10 PM
Sinkhole or stinkhole?
I think either could be appropriate
(I think it worth mentioning, I love this place!)
I think either could be appropriate
(I think it worth mentioning, I love this place!)
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 06:27 PM
There are some places in the in internet that I'm glad you can't smell them through the monitor. The ATT might be a bit musty, but I imagine that it would mostly smell of rich wood, like perhaps an old attic filled with treasures of a glorious past.
"This world is set to break me"
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{A broken life is not a broken soul}
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{A broken life is not a broken soul}
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 10:30 AM
Better than a room that's just been used to play a game of D&D.
Mostly that of BO and fart...
Mostly that of BO and fart...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Posted 25 February 2010 - 11:20 AM
Precisely the same number needed to make a horse sing and dance like Micheal Jackson.
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:29 PM
The real question is, how many donuts does it take to make a forum smell like seaweed?
Precisely the same number needed to make a horse sing and dance like Micheal Jackson.
According to my calculations—and this is just an estimate—you need exactly 186 donuts per animal (human included) and each animal must eat their 186 donuts within approximately 10 seconds. Only then will a forum smell like seaweed, and when a new user comes along, until he eats 186 donuts in 10 seconds, the forum will no longer smell like seaweed, just a bunch of digested donuts.
Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
Drei Ecken hat mein Hut
Und hat er nicht drei Ecken
Dann ist es nicht mein Hut
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:12 AM
Well we've worked out how many noobs it takes to kill a forum...
"My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet."
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-- Tom Sims
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Posted 21 March 2010 - 08:56 PM
According to my calculations—and this is just an estimate—you need exactly 186 donuts per animal (human included) and each animal must eat their 186 donuts within approximately 10 seconds. Only then will a forum smell like seaweed, and when a new user comes along, until he eats 186 donuts in 10 seconds, the forum will no longer smell like seaweed, just a bunch of digested donuts.
I'm a new user.
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I shat a bottle of rope.
I shat a bottle of rope.
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Posted 21 March 2010 - 10:03 PM
According to my calculations—and this is just an estimate—you need exactly 186 donuts per animal (human included) and each animal must eat their 186 donuts within approximately 10 seconds. Only then will a forum smell like seaweed, and when a new user comes along, until he eats 186 donuts in 10 seconds, the forum will no longer smell like seaweed, just a bunch of digested donuts.
That sounds like a bible passage...
Bella: "Wait... You say you heard what they were thinking? So what you.. you read minds.."
Edward: "I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex, cat.. and then you, nothing."
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Edward: "I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex, cat.. and then you, nothing."
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
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Posted 22 March 2010 - 01:03 PM
Pass the defibrillator nurse this man is choking to death.
Nurse, NURSE! Stop eating those regurgitated donuts.
Why Doctor don't be so cruel, she's clearly hungry.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Nurse, NURSE! Stop eating those regurgitated donuts.
Why Doctor don't be so cruel, she's clearly hungry.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Posted 20 April 2010 - 08:04 AM
I think chocolate might be the only thing I might eat if someone threw up... if I was really hungry.
Possible caviar or other such foods because that stuff is too expensive to waste?
What does it actually taste like (please don't just answer eggs...)
Possible caviar or other such foods because that stuff is too expensive to waste?
What does it actually taste like (please don't just answer eggs...)
This post has been edited by undead_shadow: 20 April 2010 - 08:05 AM
You are what you are but you don't wanna be
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Posted 21 April 2010 - 04:44 AM
A homeless guy walks into a pub and asks the barman for a toothpick, the barman doesn't see any harm in this request and dutifully hands the homeless guy a toothpick.
5 minutes later another, different homeless guy walks into the pub. He also asks the barman for a toothpick, the barman thinks this is a bit weird but still fairly harmless so he gives the homeless guy a toothpick.
Another 5 minutes go by and suddenly a third homeless guy bursts into the pub and says "Quick quick let me have a straw!"
At this the barman thinks to himself now this is getting proper weird and so asks the homeless guy why the hell he needs a straw?
The homeless guy replies "Someone was sick outside and there's no chunks left."
5 minutes later another, different homeless guy walks into the pub. He also asks the barman for a toothpick, the barman thinks this is a bit weird but still fairly harmless so he gives the homeless guy a toothpick.
Another 5 minutes go by and suddenly a third homeless guy bursts into the pub and says "Quick quick let me have a straw!"
At this the barman thinks to himself now this is getting proper weird and so asks the homeless guy why the hell he needs a straw?
The homeless guy replies "Someone was sick outside and there's no chunks left."
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 09:06 AM
I'd been waiting nearly 2000 posts before you gave me my chance Undead 
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 07:10 PM
I'd been waiting nearly 2000 posts before you gave me my chance Undead
You only joined to share the joke?
You do know what the "new topic" button is for right?
You are what you are but you don't wanna be
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I'm doing my best!
