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ATT Christmas Party!

#51 User is offline   Lektor 

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Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:20 PM

Ratio of Champagne/Sparkling Wine to Orange juice.

Not that anyone really seems to measure them that I know of...
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 11:28 PM

*staggers in through the back door belligerently* WHEREZ THE VODKA!!!
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:21 AM

It's to your left. Actually, to your right as well.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 10:50 AM

Straight ahead, too. And if you would just take a look at the ceiling....

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 10:54 AM

However there is no vodka in your pants, so if you would please stop removing them that would be appreciated.
I guess so.

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Posted 21 December 2008 - 01:20 PM

Don't listen to him! It wouldn't be a party if we all leave our pants on...
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 02:41 PM

The back door is particularly draughty with no pants on and so please, drink up the vodka and be merry.
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Posted 21 December 2008 - 03:19 PM

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Don't listen to him! It wouldn't be a party if we all leave our pants on...


Although perhaps if you'd put your pants back on the kids would stop screaming...

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 01:21 AM

Those are screams of admiration.

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 04:15 AM

I get that a lot.
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Posted 24 December 2008 - 07:40 PM

Annnd I'm not going to be around here on Christmas Day, so I just thought I'd stop in in advance and wish you all a very happy Christmas! I hope you have a good one!

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:03 AM

Shlimazel is out of town. Quick, everyone steal all his stuff!

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 10:00 AM

View PostPufer, on Dec 25 2008, 01:03 AM, said:

The Shlimazel are out of town. Quick, everyone steal all their stuff!

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Fixed.
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Posted 26 December 2008 - 02:11 AM

I think a rabid beaver just absconded with Songemot's liver.

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Posted 26 December 2008 - 05:19 AM

Hehe. You said beaver.
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 10:43 AM

Christmas beaver?!?

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 01:34 PM

Beavers are nothing. Behold, I give you a Christmas Duck walking in a mountain of goat manure.
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 05:02 PM

Whoa, I think Songemot lives in the same apartment I used to live in.
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 08:22 PM

View PostRickton, on Dec 27 2008, 05:02 PM, said:

Whoa, I think Songemot lives in the same apartment I used to live in.


It's not an apartment.
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 09:48 PM

It's a penthouse? Or maybe a soup kitchen?

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Posted 27 December 2008 - 10:34 PM

Not a soup kitchen obviously. Songemot's not a lazy worthless good-for-nothing poor person who eats off someone else's dime.
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 10:48 PM

I find my glass is disturbingly...empty. Don't tell me this party is over yet.

*grumble* I just know I'd better get to planning...I've just GOT to make the most out of the extra second we're all being given this year:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20081226/sc_...tasecondtoosoon
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Posted 27 December 2008 - 11:15 PM

View PostGutlessWonder, on Dec 27 2008, 10:48 PM, said:

I find my glass is disturbingly...empty. Don't tell me this party is over yet.

*grumble* I just know I'd better get to planning...I've just GOT to make the most out of the extra second we're all being given this year:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20081226/sc_...tasecondtoosoon

Oh great, the year needs to get over as soon as possible, 2008 has seen too much family tragedy for me as it is and this extra second worries me.
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Posted 28 December 2008 - 12:27 AM

View PostShlimazel, on Dec 27 2008, 08:43 AM, said:

Christmas beaver?!?


Best time for beaver.

View PostSponge Tom, on Dec 27 2008, 06:22 PM, said:

It's not an apartment.


Why do you insist on lying so often?

As to the extra second, I think that we should set up the clocks in such a manner that we have half an hour every day that doesn't register on clocks, which we can use for much jocularity and joyous revelry.

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Posted 28 December 2008 - 10:54 AM

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I find my glass is disturbingly...empty


I'm terribly sorry. Let me take care of that for you. What'll you have? Vodka? Of course vodka. *pours*

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Best time for beaver.


I didn't realize that beavers were seasonal.

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