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Salad Fingers what the crap?

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 04:59 PM

View PostShlimazel, on Dec 2 2008, 01:06 PM, said:

Hmm. Back in the himalayas, the policy was "Any beard is better than none" and we left it at that.....


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Posted 02 December 2008 - 09:42 PM

I keep shaving off my facial hair.

View PostPufer, on Dec 1 2008, 11:23 PM, said:

If the sound that starts off an acronym is a vowel sound, then it should be an. Phonetically, XKCD is "ex kay cee dee." Being that ex starts with an e, it is an.

Alternately, if it doesn't start with a vowel sound, then it's a. "A DHS (dee aich ess) van." "An FBI (eff bee I) van."

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 10:29 PM

Oh, come on. Some conversations on here are weirder than Salad Fingers has ever been.
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 12:16 AM

We don't have salad fingers.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:43 AM

View PostPufer, on Dec 3 2008, 06:16 AM, said:

We don't have salad fingers.

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Nor women with beards. At least I hope not :P
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:37 AM

I saw a woman with a beard once. And another with a mustache.
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 12:33 PM

Wow. You're my hero.
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 01:07 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Dec 3 2008, 02:37 PM, said:

I saw a woman with a beard once. And another with a mustache.


At the circus right?
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:02 PM

Or he went out in Glasgow on a Saturday night...
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:13 PM

Back in Albuquerque, I knew a married couple who owned a restaurant. He (the chef), as far as I know, kept himself devoid of all body hair. Seriously, not only did he shave his head and legs and stuff, he shaved his eyebrows and trimmed his eyelashes to virtual nonexistence. Skinny, pale, white guy without a single hair on his body.

His wife, on the other hand (a large hispanic lady who ran the books for the restaurant and raised the kids at home), was probably the second furriest woman I've ever met. I'm talking Robin Williams grade arm hair here, a big ol' bushy unibrow, and a perpetual five-o-clock shadow as dark as any I've ever seen on any man. I once saw her in a low cut shirt (which was kinda' horrifying to begin with - she wasn't the type of woman who should be found in a low cut shirt even had she as little hair as her husband), and, yes, furry cleavage.

I haven't the faintest idea how the two of them got together.

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 06:30 PM

...opposites attract?

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:12 PM

Are you sure you got their genders right?
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:00 PM

View PostJeremiah, on Dec 3 2008, 01:07 PM, said:

At the circus right?


Nope. The bearded one at Marble Slab and the mustached one at Kohls when my mom took me to get a watch.
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 11:30 PM

View PostSponge Tom, on Dec 3 2008, 08:00 PM, said:

Nope. The bearded one at Marble Slab...

Hehe, all the hot girls work at our ice cream place :P

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 11:40 PM

View PostRickton, on Dec 3 2008, 06:12 PM, said:

Are you sure you got their genders right?


I saw her pregnant with the youngest of their kids (I presume - it's probably been a year since I last spoke with either of them and they could have another kid kicking around now), so, unless it was an elaborate ruse, I'm pretty confident.

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:47 AM

View PostPufer, on Dec 3 2008, 07:13 PM, said:

Back in Albuquerque, I knew a married couple who owned a restaurant. He (the chef), as far as I know, kept himself devoid of all body hair. Seriously, not only did he shave his head and legs and stuff, he shaved his eyebrows and trimmed his eyelashes to virtual nonexistence. Skinny, pale, white guy without a single hair on his body.

His wife, on the other hand (a large hispanic lady who ran the books for the restaurant and raised the kids at home), was probably the second furriest woman I've ever met. I'm talking Robin Williams grade arm hair here, a big ol' bushy unibrow, and a perpetual five-o-clock shadow as dark as any I've ever seen on any man. I once saw her in a low cut shirt (which was kinda' horrifying to begin with - she wasn't the type of woman who should be found in a low cut shirt even had she as little hair as her husband), and, yes, furry cleavage.

I haven't the faintest idea how the two of them got together.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 02:56 PM

Sadly, nobody told Saba Douglas-Hamilton that she could've used a shave before her documentary Heart of a Lioness.
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 01:06 PM

20 years ago a hairy muff was fashionable, now we have "The Hollywood". Where did it all go wrong?
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 07:42 PM

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 01:01 AM

<Imaged removed because I feel bad about showing such poor picture of Saba>

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Posted 29 December 2008 - 04:11 PM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Dec 9 2008, 06:01 AM, said:

SNIP

Who is that guy?
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Posted 29 December 2008 - 08:16 PM

View Postundead_shadow, on Dec 29 2008, 03:11 PM, said:

Who is that guy?


Unfortuantely, that was kinda my point.

View PostSniper Kitty, on Dec 5 2008, 01:56 PM, said:

Sadly, nobody told Saba Douglas-Hamilton that she could've used a shave before her documentary Heart of a Lioness.




Though... the worst part is that that awful picture of her is straight off of her wikipedia bio.

On a side note, "Heart of a Lioness" was still a good documentary. So does anybody else ever watch Animal Planet?
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:00 AM

View PostSniper Kitty, on Dec 30 2008, 01:16 AM, said:

Unfortuantely, that was kinda my point.

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 12:56 AM

Salad fingers is a girl, you know.

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Posted 12 January 2009 - 09:24 PM

View PostHamster, on Jan 12 2009, 12:56 AM, said:

Salad fingers is a girl, you know.


Then how could he be Kenneth's older brother?

Oh, wait...
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