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Pufer, on May 1 2008, 02:52 AM, said:

Drunk guy? But you're a little blue chess-piece. Why would-
...
oh...never mind.

Heh. I love Pufer's stories.

Once again, Pufer wins the topic.

Sundered Angel, on May 1 2008, 05:31 AM, said:

I did get up to go use the restroom at one point only to notice that he was heading in the same direction. I decided that I didn't want to give him the chance to insist on a bathroom BJ, so I decided that I could sit back down and wait for a few minutes. I'm not 100% sure, but I may have arrived upon why females go to the bathroom in pairs at bars.

Sponge Tom, on May 1 2008, 04:37 PM, said:

A big hairy guy who wears relatively expensive and noticable polo shirts (my shirt last night was a green Liz Claiborne with a subdued paisley design) with red-tinted-gold half frame Salvatore Ferragamo (an Italian fashion firm that designs ladies shoes) glasses can from time to time be mistaken for a bear. Of course, the fact that I hang out with a number of gay folks, am not above flirting with the odd bloke, and never miss a pride event or parade doesn't really do much to dissuade them from that belief.

I'm pretty much straight, though, so you don't have to put on your crucifix-covered chastity belt around me, Spongey.

-Pufer

'Pretty much straight'?

Pufer, on May 2 2008, 06:32 PM, said:

It's because we feel self-conscious about acknowledging we have natural functions too.

Pufer, on May 2 2008, 05:32 AM, said:

If you dress in convincing drag and head in there yourself, I think you'll find it's to have someone to talk to while touching your hair and makeup. Strangers just really aren't reliable for good fashion advice under lacklustre lighting conditions.

Lektor, on May 2 2008, 02:12 AM, said:

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

CrazyChick, on May 2 2008, 02:57 AM, said:

So you invite another lady in there to share them with you?

Sundered Angel, on May 2 2008, 04:39 AM, said:

I think the beard would give me away.

-Pufer

I WON TEH GAME!

Lektor, on May 2 2008, 04:12 AM, said:

What happens in Cancun stays in Cancun.

Unless it happens in Vegas too.

Sponge Tom, on May 3 2008, 10:50 AM, said:

You lost it by saying so.

Vell-os, on May 3 2008, 06:08 AM, said:

No, I meant Deimos Rising.

Vell-os, on May 3 2008, 05:08 AM, said:

Sponge Tom, on May 3 2008, 08:59 PM, said:

No, go check the game. All of your scores and saves are gone.

*crosses his fingers in hopes he falls for it.*

Sponge Tom, on May 4 2008, 11:59 AM, said:

Then you're not talking of The Game.

You just lost it again.

Vell-os, on May 3 2008, 10:43 PM, said:

The Game?

-Pufer

gray_shirt_ninja, on May 4 2008, 03:19 PM, said:

######.

I love not playing.