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#26 User is offline   Jeremiah 

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:09 AM

BAM!! U Dead.

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:10 AM

View PostJeremiah, on Feb 27 2008, 10:09 AM, said:

BAM!! U Dead.

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Is that you?
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:22 AM

Yep. I travelled back in time to join this forum in 2001.
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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:51 PM

I would shoot inside of the barrel of another gun. while the other gun shoots, and than take the molded bullets as a souvenir.

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Posted 28 February 2008 - 05:55 PM

I'd shoot the dumb*** that keeps taking my drawing pad! And the idoit that keeps hitting on me every... single... day...*shudder*
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:25 AM

If you're modest enough to self-censor 'ass,' you're clearly not telling the prospective Don Juan to ###### off frequently enough. We wouldn't need to shoot as many people if everyone was more blunt.

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 04:34 AM

View PostPufer, on Feb 29 2008, 06:25 AM, said:

If you're modest enough to self-censor 'ass,' you're clearly not telling the prospective Don Juan to ###### off frequently enough. We wouldn't need to shoot as many people if everyone was more blunt.

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I disagree. If everyone was more blunt, there'd be a whole lot more people getting shot.
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 03:01 PM

I'm working on a list of 101 ways to discreetly and creatively flip people off. Any suggestions?
I guess so.

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 03:26 PM

View PostSundered Angel, on Feb 29 2008, 02:34 AM, said:

I disagree. If everyone was more blunt, there'd be a whole lot more people getting shot.


How dare you dispatch with my opinion so bluntly! <bang> :P

I really don't see folks getting shot over knowing where they stand at any given time. My perception of the human race is that, if folks know the score, then they either deal with it or they fling themselves off a bridge. The frustration of not knowing where someone stands is the type of thing that I see making someone consult the voices in their head and mow down some random passerby.

Personally, I'm fond of never saying anything of substance and don't really care all that much about what the score is. However, I've seen quite a few situations that could've been solved either with more bluntness on my or someone else's part. I'm a huge fan of tact given the state of affairs present in society today, but I'm not sure if it should ideally be that way.

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Feb 29 2008, 01:01 PM, said:

I'm working on a list of 101 ways to discreetly and creatively flip people off. Any suggestions?


Chop off all of your other fingers. You won't even need to be discreet.

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 05:27 PM

View Postlemonyscapegoat, on Feb 29 2008, 02:01 PM, said:

I'm working on a list of 101 ways to discreetly and creatively flip people off. Any suggestions?



I think that in either Japan or China sticking out your pinkie finger is equal to flipping a person off. So just drink tea with your pinkie out. I do it all the time! Well except for the tea thing.
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Posted 03 March 2008 - 06:03 PM

I would kill the maker of soul calibur: legends for jacking up the game and making it impossible.

or my homework

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 06:05 PM

View Postriddlemaster GX, on Mar 3 2008, 05:03 PM, said:

I would kill the maker of soul calibur: legends for jacking up the game and making it impossible.

or my homework


hurray for killing homework!
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Posted 04 March 2008 - 12:30 AM

The absolute best part of my having taken no actual math classes for four and a half years now is the complete lack of waste-of-time busy work. Homework isn't that bad if it isn't merely drudgery for drudgery's sake.

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 09:07 AM

View PostPufer, on Mar 4 2008, 12:30 AM, said:

The absolute best part of my having taken no actual math classes for four and a half years now is the complete lack of waste-of-time busy work. Homework isn't that bad if it isn't merely drudgery for drudgery's sake.

-Pufer



QFT
I guess so.

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Posted 04 March 2008 - 05:31 PM

i would also kill my language arts teacher. she is a bee-yotch. i'm sure loads of peeps in my classes would agree w\me!
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 07:40 PM

Ya know... I always wondered how to spell that.

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 04:24 PM

That's not how it's spelled.
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 04:28 PM

Bee-yotch is spelled bee-yotch.

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:00 PM

...is your avatar giving us the middle finger?

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:01 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Mar 11 2008, 06:00 PM, said:

...is your avatar giving us the middle finger?


I...I think it is...
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:18 PM

Nooooo!!! Its a hook! A hook! Posted Image

I'mma Pirate! Arrrrgh, matey!

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:49 PM

What's the deal, E & D? Did you guys just end some kind of self-imposed ATT moratorium or something?
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:00 PM

I think it was more of a, "Holy crap! It's been a while and we miss this place." realization almost simultaneously.
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 06:27 PM

Actually, I had a dream about you guys, and I woke up and thought to myself: HOLY CRAP. I miss my ATT boys.

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 07:00 PM

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