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I need a urinal in my house

#151 User is offline   Boris Yetskins 

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 09:21 PM

Clearly I never said mrxak, I said mazca.
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Posted 26 February 2007 - 09:52 PM

Bah, wikipedia lies. It's just as I said. The sheep keep it under wraps, though.

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 11:55 PM

Mmm. Sheep wraps.

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Posted 27 February 2007 - 03:05 AM

Don't eat my sheep!
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 02:08 PM

I had a chance to eat sheep once. I wanted to but I probably couldn't have afforded it.
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 04:06 PM

Sheep are tasty.
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 06:19 PM

Lamb is the only red meat I can stand, besides good veal. The rest of it gives me major health/bowel troubles.

This is what happens when you don't eat red meat for half a year. Your body realizes most of it is poison.

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Posted 27 February 2007 - 09:52 PM

Clearly you are the most wrong dude I've ever seen. I can't understand how people can't eat beef.
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Posted 27 February 2007 - 11:34 PM

I don't understand how people can't drink milk...

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Posted 28 February 2007 - 12:46 AM

Ew, milk is disgusting. You wouldn't drink it either if you knew what it was made of.
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Posted 28 February 2007 - 01:24 AM

One of these days I'm going to stop using real milk.

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Posted 28 February 2007 - 12:06 PM

View PostCrazyChick, on Feb 27 2007, 09:46 PM, said:

Ew, milk is disgusting. You wouldn't drink it either if you knew what it was made of.

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Posted 28 February 2007 - 01:28 PM

What about coke? Do you ever think about what it's made up of? Phosphoric acid, yummy...

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Posted 28 February 2007 - 09:45 PM

One of these days I'm going to stop drinking Coke as well.

Despite the fact that beer consists of funny pinecone-shaped flowers, dry germinated barley, water, and a bunch of yeast, however, I'm not planning on beginning to not drink it again.

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 03:31 AM

Coke is ok, as I don't even know what phosphuric acid is. Milk, however, makes me feel sick even thinking of it.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 12:33 PM

Coke is terribly unhealthy. Are you lactose intolerant?
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 01:05 PM

Uhm, haven't you ever seen the videos of coke melting the corrosion off the terminals on a car battery? And have you ever heard that if you placed a steel screw in a bowl of coke, that after about two or three days it will have disappeared?

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 02:12 PM

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 04:01 PM

According to this <garbled>cyclopedia there are 4 million people and 968 million sheep. Two things that surprised me is that apparently the capital is Minas Tirith, and hobbits are used as currency.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 09:03 PM

View PostJacaByte, on Mar 1 2007, 10:05 AM, said:

Uhm, haven't you ever seen the videos of coke melting the corrosion off the terminals on a car battery? And have you ever heard that if you placed a steel screw in a bowl of coke, that after about two or three days it will have disappeared?


That second one's an urban legend, I believe.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 09:13 PM

View PostBoris Yetskins, on Feb 27 2007, 09:52 PM, said:

I can't understand how people can't eat beef.

It was mostly a coincidence, and when I finally tried eating beef again, I found it revolting. I only ate two hot dogs, but I was on the toilet for a good two hours. I thought it might have been just the hot dogs, so I went and got a burger. BAM! Hour and a half on the toilet. Now I stick to turkey or veal[ burgers. I've tried to eat red meat a few more times, and believe me, it ain't pretty. It generates another annoying problem besides wasted time on the can: It aggravates my acne [which is fairly unnoticeable these days], making it pretty damn bad.

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Posted 01 March 2007 - 09:16 PM

Its still terrible.
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Posted 01 March 2007 - 11:26 PM

Soon, when we only have cows to consume, or grass, the anti-omnivores will all die out.
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Posted 02 March 2007 - 12:33 AM

I like beef quite a lot, especially prime rib. I really don't like veal, however. Not for any humanitarian (or bovitarian, rather) reason, I just don't care much for it.

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Posted 02 March 2007 - 10:50 AM

View PostPufer, on Mar 2 2007, 12:33 AM, said:

I like beef quite a lot, especially prime rib. I really don't like veal, however. Not for any humanitarian (or bovitarian, rather) reason, I just don't care much for it.

I can understand that pretty well. Usually I prefer to get some lamb or some lean turkey meat over veal because veal lacks a certain toughness, if that makes any sense at all.

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