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Posted 20 June 2006 - 11:05 PM
We'll kill you in his place, probably resulting in some nice steaks!
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
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Posted 20 June 2006 - 11:57 PM
Hmm... I think I'll be eating elsewhere for the next few weeks.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
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Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 12:15 AM
Obviously we're not stupid enough to eat our own homemade steaks, we'd try to inconspicuously pawn them off to restaurants and supermarkets around the globe.
"Sometimes I get confused whether I'm posting on ATT or in the War Room. But then I remind myself: If it's moderators acting scatter-brained and foolish, then it's the War Room*.
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
*Unless it's Avatara, of course."
-- From the memoirs of Sundered Angel
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 12:40 AM
The only thing is I can identify them by smell.
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 10:05 PM
Who was the other?
You put what in my Power Mac?
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
Its like what happens when you cross a phoenix with a super black hole; it's powerful enough to destroy itself, only to be reborn in a vicious cycle of torment and pain. Or in this case, nonsense.
-Avatara, on the life cycle of ATT.
Dude, imagine Redline Trash Talk; the unholy spawn of B&B and ATT.
-ephrin
Will not get involved in a creation/evolution debate.
We're being overrun!
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Posted 21 June 2006 - 11:48 PM
Morpheus: "Hmm, we have to find the 'one,' but who could he be?"
Trinity: "I believe in you Morpheus, you'll be able to find him."
Oracle: "When he does, you'll fall in love with him Trinity."
Trinity: "Sweet. If he's any better looking than this bald ###### over here, or at least complains less, I'll nail him for sure!"
Cypher: "You know, if we were to all stop cutting our hair so damn short, we could occasionally harvest the long strands and make some decent looking clothes out of it."
Trinity: "See what I mean?"
Link: "Sure, but I've been meaning to ask you, are you seriously telling me that even though the machines have probes attatched to every nominal piece of your bodies, every vertebrate, your nipples, and so on, they didn't bother to attach anything to your junk? I mean, how stupid are they?"
Morpheus: "I know he's here somewhere, I just need to figure this one out."
Oracle: "Morph-baby, there ain't any coincidences in this world. Care for some pie?"
Morpheus: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Oracle: "Means, do you want to rattle my old bones a bit, you bucktoothed studmuffin?"
Morpheus: "No, the first part."
Oracle: "Just what I said, no coincidences."
Morpheus: "You mean that the 'One' could be this guy whose name is an anagram of the word 'one?'"
Oracle: "Bingo."
Cypher: "It was that ######ing easy? I'm blowing this joint. Where the ###### is Smith?"
-Pufer
Trinity: "I believe in you Morpheus, you'll be able to find him."
Oracle: "When he does, you'll fall in love with him Trinity."
Trinity: "Sweet. If he's any better looking than this bald ###### over here, or at least complains less, I'll nail him for sure!"
Cypher: "You know, if we were to all stop cutting our hair so damn short, we could occasionally harvest the long strands and make some decent looking clothes out of it."
Trinity: "See what I mean?"
Link: "Sure, but I've been meaning to ask you, are you seriously telling me that even though the machines have probes attatched to every nominal piece of your bodies, every vertebrate, your nipples, and so on, they didn't bother to attach anything to your junk? I mean, how stupid are they?"
Morpheus: "I know he's here somewhere, I just need to figure this one out."
Oracle: "Morph-baby, there ain't any coincidences in this world. Care for some pie?"
Morpheus: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Oracle: "Means, do you want to rattle my old bones a bit, you bucktoothed studmuffin?"
Morpheus: "No, the first part."
Oracle: "Just what I said, no coincidences."
Morpheus: "You mean that the 'One' could be this guy whose name is an anagram of the word 'one?'"
Oracle: "Bingo."
Cypher: "It was that ######ing easy? I'm blowing this joint. Where the ###### is Smith?"
-Pufer
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -The Buddha
