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#26 jrsh92

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 09:45 AM

On the 1st day, God said :" Let there be light." And there was light. On the 2nd day, God said "Let there be plants." ... Etc. Etc. ... And on the 6th day, God said : "Let there Never be Chuck Norris." On the 7th day, God was in a hospital.

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:00 PM

Doesn't that make Chuck Norris look like an ######?

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 02:03 PM

Basically. Most of those Chuck Norris "facts" make him look like a total dickhead.

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Posted 09 April 2006 - 03:56 PM

Yes, but some of them are slightly funny. Some of them aren't even close, I agree.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 01:29 AM

I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another one of those "facts"

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 03:35 AM

I imagine your internet experience is less than satisfactory, then.

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 07:26 PM

You'll run out of feet pretty soon.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:31 AM

I said I'd rather. If someone was about to show me a fact, but gave me the option of shooting myself in the foot to get out of it, I'd shoot my foot.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 01:01 AM

But you have that option. Simply stop reading internet forums and shoot yourself in the foot.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 12:21 PM

You can stop reading this post now and go shoot yourself in the foot, or continue. It's your choice, you have both options. I'd stop now.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 08:36 PM

I think you might want to color that white for all to not see.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 10:04 PM

Destroyer E, on Apr 17 2006, 01:21 PM, said:

"Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes."

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:15 PM

There is a good collection of techie jokes on the front page of Just Chat, of all places.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 11:25 PM

But at least those were funny.

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Posted 18 April 2006 - 10:06 AM

Zortrium, on Apr 17 2006, 10:04 PM, said:

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny...

I just grabbed one that was within arms' length.

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Posted 19 April 2006 - 11:15 PM

I don't think you will find one that much better outside of arm's length.

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 02:56 PM

I got another question. Why did my topic take so long to get locked?

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 04:28 PM

Sargatanus, on Apr 1 2006, 10:13 PM, said:

Oh come on people, Walker: Texas Ranger ring any bells? If not, consider yourselves lucky. And it's just another fad like All Your Base, the Star Wars Kid and the Numa Numa guy.

Hmmm... if only there were a way to combine them all...

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Posted 20 April 2006 - 08:58 PM

Slip a lightsaber in there and you'd be set.

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 03:52 PM

The Apple Cøre, on Apr 19 2006, 11:15 PM, said:

I don't think you will find one that much better outside of arm's length.

But then how am I supposed to reach it?

Boris Yetskins, on Apr 20 2006, 02:56 PM, said:

I got another question. Why did my topic take so long to get locked?

Becuase this topic is currently somewhat productive.

KedFiller, on Apr 20 2006, 04:28 PM, said:

<weak snip>

I love photoshop

If you really did that with photoshop, that's pretty bad.

Avatara, on Apr 20 2006, 08:58 PM, said:

Slip a lightsaber in there and you'd be set.

Those aren't hard to make with photoshop. I did one of myself. It was fun.

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 04:53 PM

Here's a good one (or two...):

Chuck Norris was orginally in Street Fighter 2 until it was discovered during beta that pressing any attack button made him do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this bug, he replyed, "It's not a bug."

He was also going to be in Mega Man until it was discovered that he made the game unbeatable. (Insert Mega Man 1 stage select, with grainy photos and 'C.NORRIS' in place of all six bosses (Remember, it was in Mega Man 2 that they started to include 8 bosses...))

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Posted 21 April 2006 - 06:51 PM

Destroyer E, on Apr 21 2006, 03:52 PM, said:

If you really did that with photoshop, that's pretty bad.

I did it in 7.12 seconds from getting both files open. What I meant (and that was a bit sacastic anyway), is that I could do that with a clone stamp in 7.12 seconds, instead of using a big chuck copy- or cut- and paste and touching it up.

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:01 PM

Yes Chuck Norris is a fad that is passing but now some really lame people are trying to start the same thing with Jack Bauer which would be fine except that they are using the exact Chuck Norris jokes and just replacing the name so it has no originality at all. Probably why it isn't catching on, especially from Chuck Norris fans.

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